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Song Parodies -> "The Flight of the Puma"
Original Song Title:
"Kryptonite"
Original Performer:
Three Doors Down
Parody Song Title:
"The Flight of the Puma"
Parody Written by:
The Smitty
The Lyrics
This is for all the MST3K fans in here. For those of you unaware, Pumaman was a very bad movie about a guy who has the powers of a Puma... including their well-known ability to fly and whine incessantly. It made for one of the best MST3K episodes ever aired, and this is my tribute to that movie.
I took a walk around the world
to ease my troubled mind.
I get this way sometimes
while sensing danger I must find.
I watched a golden ball, 'twas the size of the moon.
I feel there's nothing I can do, yeah.
I watched a golden ball, 'twas the size of the moon.
I knew it had to be from some ancient afternoon.
I really don't mind meetin' Aztecs now and then...
'Cept when I'm thrown out windows in the end.
If I go crazy, then will you still call me Pumaman?
If I will wear this belt, will you be there holding my hand?
I'll keep you by my side with my super moron flight-
Puma flight!
He has a mask and he is mean,
At times he says, "belong to me".
He hasn't got the pronunciation of "puma" down.
Look at his big egg-shaped head, for
some reason he wants me dead.
I clawed him with my hand and knocked him to the ground.
If I go crazy, then will you still call me Pumaman?
If I will wear this belt, will you be there holding my hand?
I'll keep you by my side with my super moron flight-
Puma flight!
If I go crazy, then will you still call me Pumaman?
If I will wear this belt, will you be there holding my hand?
I'll keep you by my side with my super moron flight-
Puma flight!
Yeah!
If I go crazy, then will you still call me Pumaman?
If I will wear this belt, will you be there holding my hand?
I'll keep you by my side with my super moron flight-
Puma flight!
to ease my troubled mind.
I get this way sometimes
while sensing danger I must find.
I watched a golden ball, 'twas the size of the moon.
I feel there's nothing I can do, yeah.
I watched a golden ball, 'twas the size of the moon.
I knew it had to be from some ancient afternoon.
I really don't mind meetin' Aztecs now and then...
'Cept when I'm thrown out windows in the end.
If I go crazy, then will you still call me Pumaman?
If I will wear this belt, will you be there holding my hand?
I'll keep you by my side with my super moron flight-
Puma flight!
He has a mask and he is mean,
At times he says, "belong to me".
He hasn't got the pronunciation of "puma" down.
Look at his big egg-shaped head, for
some reason he wants me dead.
I clawed him with my hand and knocked him to the ground.
If I go crazy, then will you still call me Pumaman?
If I will wear this belt, will you be there holding my hand?
I'll keep you by my side with my super moron flight-
Puma flight!
If I go crazy, then will you still call me Pumaman?
If I will wear this belt, will you be there holding my hand?
I'll keep you by my side with my super moron flight-
Puma flight!
Yeah!
If I go crazy, then will you still call me Pumaman?
If I will wear this belt, will you be there holding my hand?
I'll keep you by my side with my super moron flight-
Puma flight!
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this song is actually from the 2000's but it's a good parody anyways.
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