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Song Parodies -> "Finding Carmen Sandiego"

Original Song Title:

"Slob on my Knob"

Original Performer:

Three 6 Mafia

Parody Song Title:

"Finding Carmen Sandiego"

Parody Written by:

Joseph Little

The Lyrics

Yea, so I was originally going to make this about a European Trip, then it quickly became about Carmen Sandiego. Really is a stark contrast to such a blatantly explicit song
Stop in Milan
and Fjords in the Fall
Czech in the spring, lets go to Prague
Lei on the head, in Kawaii
Don't have to ask, don't have to beg
Carmen is her name
Theft is her game
Let's go to Munich, let's board the train
Squeeze by the states
Look out by Butte
The natural mountain air, breathe in deep
First find the loot
Second find the warrant
Third find the crook, that stole the whole place
Real name Carmen
I said Sandiego
He started the clock, then came the buzzer
Answer was Muş
Shouldn't had said “Woosh”
Told him to stop, I meant to say “Doosh”
After first round
I didn't win the prize
So I lost out and never came back
Try to win a trip or something
Try to win a trip or something
Try to win a trip or something
Try to win a trip or something
My gumshoe named Zack
Said he had to have it
I said just forget it, she’s too crafty
Know a gumshoe, in Hollywood
On her tail, homing in quick
Her name is Ivy, she is a pilot
A.C.M.E. full of kids, Chief all chummy
Big hologram, big giant head
He’ll tell us where she’s at
Enjoy the travel
Lay undercover
Always look for V.I.L.E.
She almost got caught, in Fucking, Austria
She blamed it on Zack
They fought in the street
She pulled out a map, so they had to think
Called up the Chief
Went to Harare
Searched the whole place
Found the bitch out
Police busted in
Where is Carmen at?
She left just in time, and never came back
Roll through Peru, Chile, Paraguay
And check out New South Wales, and stop by New Guinea
Made another stop
Warsaw, Poland
Got to see Rome
And the Coliseum
Aokigahara forest
A gumshoe said he saw
went to check it out
Never came back

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Total Votes: 2

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Agrimorfee - June 25, 2019 - Report this comment
DKTOS (Dont know the original song), but I liked this. Had to check it out just for the title (and for what I assumed by the title would be an unlikely, unfamily-friendly song! That kind of song choice against a G-rated topic is always fun). I like how you touched on both the game show and the cartoon.
Joseph Little - June 25, 2019 - Report this comment
I appreciate it! I've done a couple other rap songs in a similar manner. I just remember how explicit this song was, and how much I used to listen to it back when I was 13. I was gonna make it all about a trip to Europe, and call it European Trip, but quickly changed it to Carmen Sandiego; I just couldn't pass up the opportunity. The way the original song is performed makes it easy to replace lyrics with geographical locations
CML - June 25, 2019 - Report this comment
A song entitled "Slob on My Knob" is sexually explicit. Who would have guessed

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