Song Parodies -> "Pitiful Man"

Original Song Title:

"Particle Man"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

They Might Be Giants

Parody Song Title:

"Pitiful Man"

Parody Written by:

Stupendous Man 1999

The Lyrics

This song is about the boorish lippy chumps we all know, they shoot off the mouth like 6-year-old kids but they know zero. They have shit on their faces yet they want you to think you're wrong.

(*drum machine kick, and a constant tooting on a tuba thruout the whole song*)
Pitiful man, pitiful man
He's flapping his chops, flogging a dead horse
What he says?
It's not important
Pitiful man
Talking about people he don't know
Blabbing all the gossip
Does he feel smart?
Does he have something better to do?
Nobody cares
Pitiful Man

(*accordion squeeze*)

Pitiful man, Pitiful man
Pitiful man hates every man
Sasses his mouth
With uncouth jokes
Pitiful bloke!

(*sax and violin*)

Crybaby man, Crybaby man
Ego bigger than Universe, man!
Is never kind to smaller man
Unmanly man
Shit on his face, he's a big disgrace!
He thinks he's a god, he's a stupid clod
Lives in his childish fantasy land
Pedantic man, crybaby man

(*accordion squeeze again*)

Bully man, bully man
Talking his crap with his motormouth
Lives his life to badmouth others
Bully man
Is he obsessed or is he a pest?
Obstinate, totally worthless?
Who came up with bully man?
Degraded man, bully man.

(*accordion squeeze again*)

Idiot man, gullible man
Idiot man loves phony man
Believes the lies
Fooled by disguise
Pitiful man

*sax and violin with the accordion again, repeat melody twice*)

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