Pirahna Plant, pirahna plant, this lady will be a pirahna plant, new to Super Smash, she'll be imported, you understand.
Her teeth gets sharp, her nose and chest shrink,
Her hair covered her face, growing round and thick,
White spots audibly popped up with a plink, plink, plink
Bye human, hello pirahna.

Samus Aran, Samus Aran tries to blasts and run over the future piranha plant,
Eaten alive, pirahna wins, bye Samus Aran.

{During the concertina instrumental, as the new plant slowly swallows Samus, she undergoes more changes. Her arms start shriveling, all green and waxy, her legs and shorts sunk sounding like they were getting circular and hard somewhat resembling a pot & her lips puffed up just as big and shiny as her head. Then again, as photosynthesis kicked in, she, nay it thought maybe it never was a human in the first place. Still it had a new job to do.}

Pink chubby gland, pink chubby gland, Kirby is his name and he's hungry man,
His opponent has leaves for hands, although it IS a piranha plant.
Both have dangerous appetites, Kirby sucks with all its might, but the plant taste is more out of sight, second round goes to the pirahna plant.

Duck Hunt Dan, Duck Hunt Dan, giggly part of a shooter's plan,
Captures birds in a 8-bit grassland, might pick this plant.
Though he growls, just on the prowl, the thinning torso-ed chewer doesn't have a cow, with a sharper bite Dan has to throw in the towel, way to go, big pirahna plant.

{Once inside its dirt, the plant squirts out three plant pots of the same shape and color, which each sprouted out a different colored pirahna plant.
1. With dark blonde woman's head-shaped petals and a sleek sky blue stem.
2. With pink smooshy petals, a puce chubby stem and salmon flipper-like leaves.
3. With tan & black polka-dotted Bassett hound's head-shaped petals and a white-fronted paw-printed covered stem.
And we all know who's they all used to be.}

Pirahna plants, pirahna plants, all 3 opponents are now pirahna plants, it's no lie, leader has a sharp toothy grin, good pirahna plants.