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Song Parodies -> "Doctor Germ"

Original Song Title:

"Doctor Worm"

Original Performer:

They Might Be Giants

Parody Song Title:

"Doctor Germ"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Think desperate Bill Nye the Science Guy.
Hey, call me Dr. Germ!
Good morning, how are you? It’s time to learn
I’m here to teach you things
If you’re head’s getting hotter
Then you may have nabbed some germs
Oh yes some actual germs
Please avoid those germs

So turn your TVs on
I think my show is good
But we’ve gained horrid criticism
It will be big I know
And we will teach you lots of things and maybe keep you off the drugs
That last part’s only minor
It’s not our main focus

When you get really sick
I don’t mean if you are staying home faking you’re sick
Then I’ll give you vital info
Halls for Strepto, runs drink Pepto

One day companies worth their own salt will
Pick up my show for sure, they will
Say, “hey Dr. Germ,”
“You’re soaring, you’re so cool. Bless Dr. Germ”
They’re hung up on this thing
I’m not a real doctor
So I’m just like Dr. Phil
So it’s not a real big deal
Well that’s how I feel…

Well, TV shows are dumb
A declining medium
Who just can’t handle criticism
I’ll show you all my show
Cuz I can post this all online and you can watch me give advice
A fervid health proctor
You can call me Dr. Germ!
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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 11

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 4   2
 5   8

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Matthias - May 05, 2015 - Report this comment
I think I would watch this show!
Abbott Skelding - May 06, 2015 - Report this comment
Kinda like a proctologist named Ben Dover haha. Funny idea and I like the swipe at Dr. Phil...nicely done!
Syncronos - May 12, 2015 - Report this comment
Halls for Strepto, runs drink pepto. Brilliant! DKTOS until now...very clever creation!
Max Power - May 18, 2015 - Report this comment
Put Monk in there and you got a show.
Agrimorfee - May 19, 2015 - Report this comment
This parody seemed to be all over the place...using a lot of the original words is always a sore thumb for me. But this was a very difficult song to parody, so I give you lots of credit for that.
The Voice - May 19, 2015 - Report this comment
Give it a rest Aggie, a lot of your parodies are mediocre as well. I don't know why you persist as some self appointed parody critic who writes more commentary than actual parodies. You come off as a pompous azz who tells others how to improve their works when your own are so often found lacking! I'm 5ing this just to counter your idiotic comment.Btw, stop pandering to the artsy fartsy crowd here. Your routine is becoming tiresome and at face value is a pathetic cry for attention you don't receive on your own parody threads.
bobpiecheese - May 19, 2015 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Pretty good parody, though it didn't quite have the "desperate" vibe hinted at in the opening comment. I agree with Agri about the re-used words, but it could've been worse (you could've swiped entire lines without changing the context). 555 Nielsen ratings!
Agrimorfee - May 20, 2015 - Report this comment
@The Voice: zzzzzzz
Fair - May 20, 2015 - Report this comment
Not quite there, but 4s

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