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Song Parodies -> "Cyclist Man (A Tribute To The Worst Of Mankind)"

Original Song Title:

"Particle Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

They Might Be Giants

Parody Song Title:

"Cyclist Man (A Tribute To The Worst Of Mankind)"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

There are some people you just want to high five... in the face.... with a chair....
Cyclist man, Cyclist man
“Share the road” yells that Cyclist man
That red light, He’ll ride right through it
Cyclist man

Cuts off your car, He might cause a wreck
To him it won’t matter if you break your neck
He thinks he’s better than mortal men
In Spandex clothes, Cyclist man

Belieber man, Belieber man
Belieber man loves all Bieber’s crap
40 years old, Still he’s obsessed
Belieber man

Feminist man, Feminist man
Such a strange guy hates other men
For women’s rights gives his right hand
Feminist man

You’ve got to watch out for Brony man
That Juggalo man and that Emo man
They all excrete from annoyance glands
Terrible men, That’s why they’re banned

Vegan man, Vegan man
Won’t close his lips “Cows you’re killing, man”
Meat’s his strife he’s a cabbage fan
Vegan man

Your leather vest will make him so stressed
PETA gives this dude a purpose
He’ll chuck blood when he gets mad
He hates your flan, Eggs are bad!

Parodist man, Parodist man
Parodist man makes great songs bad
Why does he write? It makes him grin
Parodist man

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.4
How Funny: 3.4
Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 19

Voting Breakdown

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? - April 28, 2015 - Report this comment
Another guy with six fives and no comments? What's the deal?
Matthias - April 28, 2015 - Report this comment
Yeah. I don't get it either. lol
Triangle Man, Triangle Man - April 28, 2015 - Report this comment
Triangle Man likes Parodist Man But if they fought, guess who would win? Triangle Man
Syncronos - April 28, 2015 - Report this comment
The board has gotten weird these last couple years, no?
Rob Arndt - April 28, 2015 - Report this comment
555 Matthias! I wasn't going to comment, but felt it necessary under the circumstances. The board is indeed messed up... but I would assume some people might not comment if the topic is not their thing. If you write any military parodies Matthias, I will be the first to write a paragraph on the topic!!! Everyone is drawn to what appeals to them...
Max Power - April 28, 2015 - Report this comment
You can say that the board has gotten bipolar, it's really weird. Speaking of feminist man, you should check out the YT video where a word "rape" have been confirmed to lost it's meaning. It's by "video talkies" and it's really bad...I get what she's trying to get at but the wording ruined the message due to an unfortunate implication,
Syncronos - April 28, 2015 - Report this comment
??? Yeah, I gave you fives too. Video whatnow?
Max Power - April 29, 2015 - Report this comment
Look up "My Family Raped Me". It kinda come off as a modern feminist propaganda if anything.
Abbott Skelding - May 06, 2015 - Report this comment
I don't know why all the low voting, this spoof was great! A wide array of people that gets on everyone's nerves...and then you wrap it up with the parodist! Nicely done!
Agrimorfee - May 19, 2015 - Report this comment
Strange parody, but in a good way. The long-time problem we all have had with parodying already amusing artists is attempting to be just as amusing. That will undoubtedly be the hard thing for the PUSA Artistry round, too.
bobpiecheese - May 19, 2015 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I'm thinking the low votes are coming from people who assume that you're applying the worst examples of these people to the entire group (assuming all vegans are crazy PETA vegans, etc.) instead of the parody just being about the worst examples. At least that's my interpretation anyway, it's how I survive half the Internet. 555 from a feminist brony who can take a joke!
Blaydeman - May 24, 2015 - Report this comment
(Artistry) it's a solidly written parody, but I found myself feeling scattered throughout. I kind of wish you would've pick one or just a few of these groups and focused on them more. I really loved the cyclist verse as well as the vegan verse. I feel like you had room to have more fun with particular groups if you didn't do so many. I think it would've been really funny to have all the "annoying groups" be the same guy, that way we could focus on the one person, instead of large ambiguous groups.

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