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Song Parodies -> "Florida Man"

Original Song Title:

"Particle Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

They Might Be Giants

Parody Song Title:

"Florida Man"

Parody Written by:

B to the H

The Lyrics

A song dedicated to the weirder lands, where every headline looks like something out of a bad novel.
Florida Man, Florida Man,
Goes to the bathroom in an orange can
Sunshine State is his domain
Florida Man

Is he a nut, or is he on crack?
When he's on the news, does he get checks?
Or does the news check him instead?
Crazy as fuck, Florida Man

Colombia Man, Colombia Man,
Dead twice over but still a fan
Sells all his drugs to Florida Man
Colombia Man

Australia Man, Australia Man
Fears the wrath of a dingo band
Usually kind to Florida Man
Australia Man

He's from a land with a big desert
A lot of sharks, and a spider too
He lost a fight to a kangaroo
Trying man, Australia Man

Japan Man, Japan Man
Goes online whenever he can
Sees himself as Japan-san
Japan Man

Is he crazed, or is he kawaii?
He hates Korea, no one knows why
Should we give him a bit more land?
An aging man, Japan Man

Colombia Man, Colombia Man,
Dead twice over but still a fan
Sells all his drugs to Japan Man
Colombia Man

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Freddie - June 10, 2017 - Report this comment
Why did it take me soooo long to google this? Glad I did - laughed all the way through. Good job.

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