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Song Parodies -> "I Am Full (But Still Want to Gobble)"

Original Song Title:

"Istanbul (Not Constantinople)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

They Might Be Giants

Parody Song Title:

"I Am Full (But Still Want to Gobble)"

Parody Written by:

2nz

The Lyrics

Oddball time for a Thanksgiving parody, but I hope everyone enjoys. I've wanted to write a parody to this song for a while, and once I started the internal rhymes were really fun.
I am full
But still want to gobble
No wait, I am full
And starting to hobble
But there’s so much here
Stomach, it wobbles
But it’s my delight
Take another bite

I just eat
Theres no Thanks or Giving
Gimme meat meat meat
And drumsticks and rib-ings
I can stuff my seat
I’m done, NOPE, I’m FIBBING
Doesn’t matter that
I am full

See this nice pulled pork
That’s hanging from my fork?
I should stop, be done with food
but I don’t really wanna be rude

So!
I’ll have thirds
Too bad for the cousins
Who can eat my words
My aunt gets a shovin’
Gimme beef in herds
Rode out the ovens
If you think I’m a glut, no need to wor-(ry)
That’s nobody’s business but the turk-(ey)

Munch munch munch – Mu-munch munch mu-munch munch
Munch munch munch – Mu-munch munch mu-munch munch
Munch munch munch – Mu-munch munch mu-munch munch munch

I am full (I am full)

Munch munch munch – Mu-munch munch mu-munch munch
Munch munch munch – Mu-munch munch mu-munch munch
Munch munch munch – Mu-munch munch mu-munch munch munch

I am full (I am full)

Grab the slabs of ham
Keep handy candied yams
Relatives can always stay
But they all must get outta my WAY

Gluttony
Means I get to gobble
Is it gluten free?
Don’t care, try the cobble-(er)
Un-buttons me
Waist size is toggled
As I stuff on the stuffing, I’m sublime
As soon as I stop, FOOD COMA TIME

(Stuff your face Instrumental)

So
Snack attack
I still want to gobble
From the dessert rack
The fresh, canned or bottled
Don’t say I am fat
You’re not a model
As I stuff on the stuffing, I’m sublime
As soon - as I stop - FOOD COMA TIME

I – AM – FULL

Copyright 2012+ Glen Stollberger

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Porfle Popnecker - April 06, 2012 - Report this comment
Great ode to the glories of gluttony!

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