Song Parodies -> "Scorpion Man"

Original Song Title:

"Particle Man"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

They Might Be Giants

Parody Song Title:

"Scorpion Man"

Parody Written by:

JacksonBriggs (aka Ali Adamjee)

The Lyrics

After 4 letters without a Mortal Kombat song on the Parodies page, I decided to write one.

Scorpion Man
Scorpion Man
Doing nothing that a scorpion can
Why the name? It's not important
Scorpion Man
He has a spear, says "GET OVER HERE!"
After living in Hell, he has no more fear
He kills most everyone that comes near
Spectre Man, Scorpion Man

Scorpion Man
Scorpion Man
Scorpion Man hates Sub-Zero Man
They have a fight
Nobody wins
Sub-Zero Man

Sub-Zero Man
Sub-Zero Man
Sub-Zero Man is an Icy Man
Freezes stuff with his hand
Sub-Zero Man
He likes to eat food from a can
Doesn't turn on the Fan, he's a frozen man
Can't find nothing else that rhymes with "Man"
Chilly Man, Sub-Zero Man

Reptile Man
Reptile Man
He spits acid like some reptiles can
He was a hidden sub-boss man
Reptile Man
He hurts others with his acid spit
They throw a fit at the bottom of the Pit
He doesn't like getting hurt one bit
Green Ninja Man, Reptile Man

Scorpion Man
Scorpion Man
Scorpion Man hates Reptile Man
They have a fight
Scorpion Wins
Fatality Man

Mortal Kombat characters copyright of Midway Games

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