Song Parodies -> The Cafeteria Food

Original Song Title:

"The Freshmen"

Original Performer:

The Verve Pipe

  
Parody Song Title:

"The Cafeteria Food"

Parody Written by:

Mikem

When I was young, I knew everything.
We, idiots who rarely ever took advice.
Now I'm ill-stricken, puking with my head on the floor.
Stopping my breath with a gutful of rice.

We can't be held responsible
'cause there's a lawsuit in any case
We won't be held responsible
The food was glowing in the first place.
For the guts in me, I cannot remember
what made us think that meat was fine when we'd
never otherwise.
For the guts in me,
I cannot believe we'd ever die from this food,
we were merely hungry.

My best friend took a week's vacation to forget it
His girl took a weeks worth of ex-lax and crapped then.
And now he's ill-stricken, puking with his head on the floor.
Thinks about it now and how he'll never eat that food again,
he says:

We can't be held responsible
'cause there's a lawsuit in any case
We won't be held responsible
The food was glowing in the first place.
For the guts in me, I cannot remember
what made us think that meat was fine when we'd
never otherwise.
For the guts in me,
I cannot believe we'd ever die from this food,
we were merely hungry.

We talked to the staff about all of this
we never talk of a lack in nutrition
and how we're ill-stricken, puking with our heads on the floor.
We fell to the floor when our strength started to slip,
We'd say:

We can't be held responsible
'cause there's a lawsuit in any case.
We won't be held responsible
The food was glowing in the first place.
For the guts in me, I cannot remember
what made us think that meat was fine when we'd
never otherwise.
For the guts in me,
I cannot believe we'd ever die from this food,
we were merely hungry.

For the guts in me, I cannot remember
what made us think that meat was fine when we'd
never otherwise.
For the guts in me,
I cannot believe we'd ever die from this food,
we were merely hungry.

we were merely hungry.
we were only hungry.
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