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Song Parodies -> "Loom Loom Loom Loom"
Original Song Title:
"Boom Boom Boom Boom"
Original Performer:
The Vengaboys
Parody Song Title:
"Loom Loom Loom Loom"
Parody Written by:
Creepy
The Lyrics
I came up with this when the song came out in 1998 i think. It was the first parody i ever wrote so I hope you like it...
Your on the dole and you need a job
Some steady cash and a paid vacation
Why not come work in my factory
Making cotton scarves
Woah Woah
Listen what your gonna do
Woah Woah
(Get back to work)
Woah Woah
Do it quick or I'll sack your arse
Woah Woah
Chorus:
Loom Loom Loom Loom
Its almost certian doom
Your in that job forever
Your fingers you will sever
Loom Loom Loom Loom
Its full of darkness gloom
Your in that job forever, forever on that loom
(Get on through that bloody door
Get back to work you slacking whore)
Woah Woah
Listen what your gonna do
Woah Woah
(Get back to work)
Woah Woah
Do it quick or I'll sack your arse
Woah Woah
Chorus: x2
Loom Loom Loom Loom
Its almost certian doom
Your in that job forever
Your fingers you will sever
Loom Loom Loom Loom
Its full of darkness gloom
Your in that job forever, forever on that loom
Woah Woah
Listen what your gonna do
Woah Woah
(Get back to work)
Woah Woah
Do it quick or I'll sack your arse
Woah Woah
Chorus: x2
Loom Loom Loom Loom
Its almost certian doom
Your in that job forever
Your fingers you will sever
Loom Loom Loom Loom
Its full of darkness gloom
Your in that job forever, forever on that loom
Some steady cash and a paid vacation
Why not come work in my factory
Making cotton scarves
Woah Woah
Listen what your gonna do
Woah Woah
(Get back to work)
Woah Woah
Do it quick or I'll sack your arse
Woah Woah
Chorus:
Loom Loom Loom Loom
Its almost certian doom
Your in that job forever
Your fingers you will sever
Loom Loom Loom Loom
Its full of darkness gloom
Your in that job forever, forever on that loom
(Get on through that bloody door
Get back to work you slacking whore)
Woah Woah
Listen what your gonna do
Woah Woah
(Get back to work)
Woah Woah
Do it quick or I'll sack your arse
Woah Woah
Chorus: x2
Loom Loom Loom Loom
Its almost certian doom
Your in that job forever
Your fingers you will sever
Loom Loom Loom Loom
Its full of darkness gloom
Your in that job forever, forever on that loom
Woah Woah
Listen what your gonna do
Woah Woah
(Get back to work)
Woah Woah
Do it quick or I'll sack your arse
Woah Woah
Chorus: x2
Loom Loom Loom Loom
Its almost certian doom
Your in that job forever
Your fingers you will sever
Loom Loom Loom Loom
Its full of darkness gloom
Your in that job forever, forever on that loom
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We love it! XD <3 "(Get on through that bloody door Get back to work you slacking whore)" Genius :D
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