I've been training, I've been grooming, I have hardened up my buns
Tanned 'til I was well or overdone
When I worked out near the window all the hummingbirds were stunned
Soon I'll be on Google number one, one, one, one

E'er I post a selfie the net will be hotter
All servers will totter, so lock up your daughter
Yeah, e'er I post a selfie the net's getting hotter
Can't deny, can't deny, can't deny

Click, click, click, click, click, click
Click, click, click, click, click, click
Click, click, click, click, click, yeah I'm slick
Click, click, click, click, click, click
Click, click, click, click, click, click
Click, click, click, click, click, yeah I'm slick

Now I'm posing all the time, I even pout when I'm at rest
For church a tank top is my Sunday best
Now all you losers out' my way 'cos you don't stand a chance
Look's a female libido enhance-hance-hance-er

E'er I post a selfie the world's getting better
Beyoncé gets wetter, you men are my debtors
Yeah, e'er I post a selfie the world becomes better
I'm so fly, I'm so fly, I'm so fly

Click, click, click, click, click, click
Click, click, click, click, click, click
Click, click, click, click, click, yeah I'm slick
Click, click, click, click, click, click
Click, click, click, click, click, click
Click, click, click, click, click, yeah I'm slick

I'm out of good synonyms for fabulous!

E'er I post a selfie the net starts to jitter
It's hot news on Twitter, and Bieber fans quit her
Yeah, e'er I post a selfie y'all start to jitter
Like you're high, like you're high, like you're high

Click, click, click, click, click, click
Click, click, click, click, click, click
Click, click, click, click, click, yeah I'm slick
Click, click, click, click, click, click
Click, click, click, click, click, click
Click, click, click, click, click, yeah I'm slick