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Song Parodies -> "E'er I Post A Selfie The Net Will Be Hotter"

Original Song Title:

"If You Buy This Record Your Life Will Be Better"

Original Performer:

The Tamperer feat Maya

Parody Song Title:

"E'er I Post A Selfie The Net Will Be Hotter"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

Figured I could milk this theme for a second take, though this time the narcissist narrator is male.

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
I've been training, I've been grooming, I have hardened up my buns
Tanned 'til I was well or overdone
When I worked out near the window all the hummingbirds were stunned
Soon I'll be on Google number one, one, one, one

E'er I post a selfie the net will be hotter
All servers will totter, so lock up your daughter
Yeah, e'er I post a selfie the net's getting hotter
Can't deny, can't deny, can't deny

Click, click, click, click, click, click
Click, click, click, click, click, click
Click, click, click, click, click, yeah I'm slick
Click, click, click, click, click, click
Click, click, click, click, click, click
Click, click, click, click, click, yeah I'm slick

Now I'm posing all the time, I even pout when I'm at rest
For church a tank top is my Sunday best
Now all you losers out' my way 'cos you don't stand a chance
Look's a female libido enhance-hance-hance-er

E'er I post a selfie the world's getting better
Beyoncé gets wetter, you men are my debtors
Yeah, e'er I post a selfie the world becomes better
I'm so fly, I'm so fly, I'm so fly

Click, click, click, click, click, click
Click, click, click, click, click, click
Click, click, click, click, click, yeah I'm slick
Click, click, click, click, click, click
Click, click, click, click, click, click
Click, click, click, click, click, yeah I'm slick

I'm out of good synonyms for fabulous!

E'er I post a selfie the net starts to jitter
It's hot news on Twitter, and Bieber fans quit her
Yeah, e'er I post a selfie y'all start to jitter
Like you're high, like you're high, like you're high

Click, click, click, click, click, click
Click, click, click, click, click, click
Click, click, click, click, click, yeah I'm slick
Click, click, click, click, click, click
Click, click, click, click, click, click
Click, click, click, click, click, yeah I'm slick

© Peter Andersson.

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Alone Again, Naturally - July 25, 2014 - Report this comment
Congratulations: looks like you're the only guy who hung around to post a song here this Friday; and I thought WhatFreaks was suffering in the traffic ratings...
Retrovision - July 25, 2014 - Report this comment
A bit curious about this topic which has made it into the dictionaries of late generally regarding use of a cell phone and originating in the 1990s? Took notice that CNN has a series on The Sixties in which an astronaut claims that he took the first space selfie using a special space camera decades before the term became popular. Btw, Pete, the Bieber line doesn't make sense unless the word was supposed to be quiver, not plural "quit her?" Bieber fans are female and Bieber is a he, not a she!
Peter Andersson - July 26, 2014 - Report this comment
@ AAN: Well, at least my parody will be "new" alone the whole weekend.

@ Retrovision: According to my sister's 15 year old son, and others, Justin Bieber is at best an it. So the wording here is exactly as I want it to be, just count yourself lucky you're not part of the target audience for that particular joke slash line. :-)
Peter Andersson - July 26, 2014 - Report this comment
Additional: Depending on whether your chosen definition of them must include a reversed camera or not I guess a case could be made for the first selfies to be self portraits by painters like Leonardo da Vinci, maybe even some crude cave paintings by our troglodyte forefathers. :-)

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