do auditors wind up, shredding paper on the floor
in a businesses back room, with locks upon the door
the debt rises so madly, are they broke this time
hello courtroom, kiss the firm bye-bye
oh, sometimes......

soon-to-be president, seeks funds for his campaign
republican leader, slightly lame
democrats in disorder, a lawsuit's what they seek
hello Enron's, up sh*t creek

and it's Bankruptcy at the audit time
they'll be managers sent to the jail
with a chart, and a lie and a debt a mile high
& all the shredding keeps us in the dark

does Andersons counting, really strike you as quite poor
theres a billion gone now, will there be more?
and all I see are crooks, and the Dow Jones in Despair
a million Yuppies, are tearing out their hair
oh, sometimes........

Sell up, the papers say now, the market is heading down
only a pound a share, in the Nikkei and the Dow
but how do you cover that up, when you've lost a billion quid
who's Enron...just trying to Kid?

and it's Bankruptcy at the audit time
they'll be managers sent to the jail
with a chart, and a lie and a debt a mile high
& all the shredding keeps us in the dark

and it's cash they need at the audit time
they'll be managers sent to the jail
but Dubya's kept his job, yes he has
Andersons considered guilty
are they really Bankrupt?