People i know, voting they go, leaning to the right
I don't see blue, labour are new, Tony Blairs alright
Heres where the tories end

Major i see, taking the P, thatcher is behind
I can see how, maggies a cow, here comes a landslide
Heres where the tories end,
Heres where the tories end

Its that little souvenir of an electoral year
that makes me vote Lib Dem
and i really didn't think that hague would then be picked
by tories to lead them
Its that little souvenir of an electoral year
why makes john major cry
Its recession, national debt, that make me vote red
surprise surprise they lied

Crazy and drunk, Hague was so dumb, 14 pints was lies
I don't know how, Iain is know, that was a surprise
Heres where the tories end,
Heres where the tories end

Its that little souvenir of an electoral year
that makes me go to France
and i really didn't think that Iain would then be picked
even though he was pants
Its that little souvenir of an electoral year
and why won't maggie die?
so they cynically cynically stay, and take our freedoms away
surprise surprise, they lied

Heres where the tories end,
oh, heres where democracys bent