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Song Parodies -> "Two Eyes"

Original Song Title:

"Two Princes"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Spin Doctors

Parody Song Title:

"Two Eyes"

Parody Written by:

Michael Hack

The Lyrics

The Eye Doctors
Well, one two eyeballs regulate light, comin’ in your head now
Eyeballs, eyeballs left and right, so talented now
Each one sittin’ in the socket, they’re focusing now
Blue as sky, or even brown as chocolate, and sometimes red now

Hey, yeah…Do-do, be-doop, be-doop, be-be, doop-be-doop
Watcha watcha watcha watcha lookie lookie lookie lookie

Two eyes let you see in 3-D with separate views now
Each view is seen simultaneously, your brain will fuse now
Close one, you lose depth perception, and things look flat now
Close both, you lose sight reception, you’re not a bat now

We have eyes so we can see
The study of them’s known as ophthalmology
But not every eye works perfectly, so
Try to have your eyeballs look at annually
Yeah, try to have your eyeballs look at annually

Said eyeballs come with every baby, they’re in their heads now
Start blue, but they can change with aging, they’re brown instead now
If you are not seeing your best, just look ahead now
And go to the optometrist, just go ahead now!!!

Said, one two eyeballs regulate light, comin’ in your head now
Eyeballs, eyeballs left and right, so talented now
Each one sittin’ in the socket, they’re focusing now
Blue as sky, or even brown as chocolate, and sometimes red now

We have eyes so we can see
The study of them’s known as ophthalmology
But not every eye works perfectly, so
Try to have your eyeballs look at annually
Yeah, try to have your eyeballs look at annually

Said eyeballs come with every baby, they’re in their heads now
Start blue, but they can change with aging, they’re brown instead now
If you are not seeing your best, just look ahead now
And go to the optometrist, just go ahead now
Eyeballs come with every baby, they’re in their heads now
Start blue, but they can change with aging, they’re brown instead now
If you are not seeing your best, just look ahead now
And go to the optometrist, just go ahead now
Eyeballs come with every baby, they’re in their heads now
Start blue, but they can change with aging, they’re brown instead now
If you are not seeing your best, just look ahead now
And go to the optometrist, just go ahead now
Whoa whoa whoa, Billy (just go ahead now) just go ahead now
Yeah yeah yeah (just go ahead now)
Whoa oh, Bill Nye (just go ahead now)
Come on, forget The Science Guy and look at me (just go ahead now)
Come on, come on, come on, (just go ahead now)
Just go ahead now, yeah yeah yeah (just go ahead now)
If you are not seeing your best (just look ahead now)
And you can also go to the optometrist (just go ahead now)

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