Song Parodies -> "If You Want to Be My Lawyer"

Original Song Title:

"Wannabe"

Original Performer:

The Spice Girls

Parody Song Title:

"If You Want to Be My Lawyer"

Parody Written by:

Chris Zollner

The Lyrics

Yo, I'll tell you who to sue who to really, really sue.
So tell me who to sue who to really, really sue.
I'll tell you who to sue who to really, really sue.
So tell me who to sue who to really, really sue.
I wanna sue,
I wanna sue,
I wanna sue,
I wanna sue,
Larry Parker got me more money than you!

If you want to sue someone.
Hey, we're the best.
We'll get more cash for you
than all the rest.
Now, don't go wasting
the judge's time.
We will get you off even if you did the crime!

I'll tell you who to sue who to really, really sue.
So tell me who to sue who to really, really sue.
I wanna sue,
I wanna sue,
I wanna sue,
I wanna sue,
Larry Parker got me more money than you!

CHORUS
If you wannabe my lawyer
You really gotta help me sue
Just like Larry Parker
"I will fight for you!"
If you wannabe my lawyer.
Tell the jury I'm not bad.
Have pity I'm an orphan,
I just shot mom and dad.

What you think of my case?
Will I win on appeal?
Now, should I cop a plea,
or make a deal?
I just got framed.
The witness lied.
If I lose this case, you know I'm gonna fry!

Yo, I'll tell you who to sue who to really, really sue.
So tell me who to sue who to really, really sue.
I wanna sue,
I wanna sue,
I wanna sue,
I wanna sue,
Larry Parker got me more money than you!

CHORUS
If you wannabe my lawyer
You really gotta help me sue
Just like Larry Parker
"I will fight for you!"
If you wannabe my lawyer.
Tell the jury I'm not bad.
Have pity I'm an orphan,
I just shot mom and dad.

Here's the lawsuit from A to Z.
When the witness speaks you better listen carefully.
The defendant's in the place, the guilt is on his face.
A sleaze like me doesn't come for free.
I charge a hefty fee.
And will he go free?
Ah, you'll see.

Slam the gavel down, and wind it all around.
Slam the gavel down, and wind it all around.

If you wannabe my lawyer
You gotta
You gotta
You gotta
You gotta
You gotta
Sue!
Sue!
Sue!
Sue!

Slam the gavel down, and wind it all around.
Slam the gavel down, and wind it all around.
Slam the gavel down, and wind it all around.
If the glove doesn't fit, then you must acquit!

If you wannabe my lawyer...

zollnerlc@aol.com

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