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Song Parodies -> "Mean As Gru (The Minion Parody)"

Original Song Title:

"Make Me Moo"

Original Performer:

The Residents

Parody Song Title:

"Mean As Gru (The Minion Parody)"

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The Lyrics

If you aren't familiar with Minions do you live under a rock? These things are basically EVERYWHERE... But they are little yellow dudes with blue overalls who act goofy and work for evildoers and are loved by kids all over.
These guys are small and weird
Brains are geared to be despised
Yellow and so lowbrow, Poisoned chow
Love Hitler’s mind

Not smart they’re Minions, Minions
Colored like Simpsons, Simpsons
Sinnin’ villains winnin’ loved by children
Million victims missin… Blame the Minions

Filled their cart up with weapons
Evil Mart’s where they’ll go
They’ll take part in “Mad Sessions”
Work for freaks that cause woe

With that Fart-Gun they’re holdin’
They'll chomp bananas whole
Watch them laugh like they’re tokin’
High on weed or just slow?

If you’re rude mean as Gru
They want to work for you
Speaking strangely: "Bla Zaa Ploo!"
It’s their crew that is true

Mind’s unglued then these dudes
Will serve you, Saddam too
VillianCon gets these recruits
Brains are goo, Get a clue

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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 12

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Agrimorfee - August 09, 2015 - Report this comment
Just as cute as the OS. :), Twinkies and Tic Tac mints were very smart to jump on the marketing bandwagon due to the similar shape of these goofballs. Haven't seen the movie, but TBH it probably would have been better if they had no actual dialogue (a la Shaun The Sheep, which I was fortunate to get a sneak preview, and it is GREAT).
Max Power - August 11, 2015 - Report this comment
They reminds me of the aliens from Toy Story series, the one with the obsession with the claw.
bobpiecheese - August 11, 2015 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Pretty cute parody, even if it supports the film's revisionist statement that the Minions existed before Gru instead of being reverse-engineered corn kernels as they were in Despicable Me. That factoid is the only thing that has made me give a crap about the Minions movie, BTW. 555!
Blaydeman - August 12, 2015 - Report this comment
(Artistry) The minions are cute characters and you made a parody that matches very well. It seemed to me like you had a lot of fun writing this, which made me have fun too.
Abbott Skelding - August 12, 2015 - Report this comment
I actually saw Despicable Me for the first time last was okay. Up until that point, I have despised the whole Minion craze. Someone accurately described it as "another thing for your aunt on Facebook to post in meme form". This parody however, is really well done, and a nice match up of OS and topic. Nicely done.

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