So no one told you all your friends are dead
So no on told you a truck ran over your dog's head

It's like yor day couldn't get any worse
Just like when that thief stole your mom's purse

but..

It's a few bad news
Dude,your day's really bad
It's a few bad news
I mean really really bad
It's a few bad news
Really really really bad...

So no one told you your grandma fell down the stairs
So no one told you your grandpa married Cher!

It's like your day couldn't get any worse
Just like when somebody burned down your aunt's house
And your dad fell of the roof...

It's just bad news
It truly sucks to be you
It's just bad news
Really truly sucks to be you
It's just bad news
Man,I wouldn't wanna be you...

Your sister burned her hair
Your cousin doesn't care
That her history teacher molested your brother
What it's like to be you?
Your pet goldfish died too
Don't you worry at all
That your uncle got caught stealing in the mall
And his sis fell down the Niagara falls...

It's like your day couldn't get any badder
Just like when you bursted out your bladder...

It's just bad news
I feel so sorry for you
It's just bad news
Then again I really don't
It's just bad news
Hahahaha you stupid freak

It's just bad news
It's just bad news
It's just bad news
And your lover died too...