You stood in line, waiting to get this game all day
You jab and poke, you're home, you're playing DOA
Too bad you're not buying them some new gear
'Cause you do not understand the game, the girls or even their cheers

But, they'll be there for you, when you are all alone
They'll be there for you, though the buttons are worn
They'll be there for you, 'cause you're on the island too

You're still in bed at ten, Leifang's stuck at week eight
You raked in money, so far, things are going great
You use the default scheme to play with ease
But it doesn't tell you when the game gives you the see-through biki-

-Ni, they'll be there for you, this game's becoming a bore
They'll be there for you, and you're glad you were born
They'll be there for you, now you're gambling too-oo

Christine will never know me, too bad she'll never feel me
Seems when you buy them presents they give you a pair of shoes
Presents to start the day with, make it through all the rest with
Drama to always cry with, even at my worst, I'm best with you (yeah)

(Break)

Too bad you're not buying them some new gear
'Cause you do not understand the game, the girls or even their cheers

They'll be there for you, when the rain starts to pour
They'll be there for you, this game's becoming a bore
They'll be there for you, cause you're on the beach too

They'll be there for you
They'll be there for you

They'll be there for you, 'cause you're on the island too