So no one told me life could be portrayed this way
a bunch of stupid jokes disguised as reparté
How'd it last so long, give me a reason
I didn't think it'd last a week a month or even a season, but

It's still on the air
(boy what a stupid show)
It's still on the air
(why they watch it, I don't know)
It's still on the air
(Might as well be watching snow)

Well everyone I know is watching this crap at eight
It burns my eyes, yet they still for some reason think it's great
Even though there are shows as bad as this
I tried to look for humor in it, that doesn't exist, and...

It's still on the air
(Yes it is a stupid show)
It's still on the air
(why they watch it, I don't know)
It's still on the air
(shoulda been cancelled long ago)

No one should ever watch this, no one should watch all this crap
I would rather have a two-ton weight fall into my lap
I need some aspirin, anesthetics, maybe even pot
I think that every episode is "the one with the stupid plot"

It's like this show is never gonna go away
And now that it's syndicated it's on every freakin' day!

It's still on the air
(But can you tell me why?)
It's still on the air
(It's enough to make me cry)
It's still on the air
(I'd really rather die)