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Song Parodies -> "Get It Today"

Original Song Title:

"Give It Away"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Red Hot Chili Peppers

Parody Song Title:

"Get It Today"

Parody Written by:

Alan Hochbaum

The Lyrics

What they’ve got you've got to give it to your mama
What they’ve got you've got to give it to your papa
What they’ve got you've got to give it to your daughter
You helpin’ all the people and they doin’ what they oughtta.

What they’ve got you've got to get it put it in you
What they’ve got you've got to get it put it in you
What they’ve got you've got to get it put it in you
Driving without crying to the nearest local venue.

Realize you might need an advisor
Not Taylor Green, God, how we despise her
Try Fauci cause he is so much wiser
Go and get Moderna, or perhaps a little Pfizer.

Get it today get it today get it today now
Get it today get it today get it today now
Get it today get it today get it today now
You won’t yell if it’s done the way that’s proper.

Greedy little people in a thing called Congress
And the governors got us in a big mess
Don’t know nothing, now, they go and take a wild guess
Will it get ‘em votes, they noddin’ sayin’ “Hell yes!”

It’s the low brow without any know-how
Not the brightest of the whitest from the hoosegow
Get smart do your part go ahead and take a vow
Never been a better time than right now.

The martyrs doubtin’ and a-scoffin’
The martyrs attitudes won’t soften
The martyrs talkin’ trash so often
They never had a chance and now we put em in a coffin.

Get it today get it today get it today now
Get it today get it today get it today now
Get it today get it today get it today now.

Follow me and get some immunity
Math and science come with impunity
Not like others in the community
Teachin’ and preachin’ their own private lunacy.

My mom says she might get one later
Says liberals really irritate her
Don’t wanna be a MAGA mama traitor
Gonna hold out till she’s on the ventilator.

So if you’re choosing now to be less hated
Tamping down the drama you created
Keep your lungs both nice and inflated
Without having to be intubated.

Get it today get it today get it today now
Get it today get it today get it today now
Get it today get it today get it today now.

What they’ve got you've got to give it to your mama
What they’ve got you've got to give it to your pappa
What they’ve got you've got to give it to your daughter
You helpin’ all the people and they doin’ what they oughtta.

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