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Song Parodies -> "Shield To See"

Original Song Title:

"Soul To Squeeze"

Original Performer:

The Red Hot Chili Peppers

Parody Song Title:

"Shield To See"

Parody Written by:

Darius Whitehead

The Lyrics

The Last Davemadson Song Parody. Microsoft Sam Sings About All Of the Looney Tunes Intro Bloopers series. Requested by Diesel T. Breadman & Paul Breadman (a.k.a The Breadman Brothers). Microsoft Sam's Got To Find A Way To Bring Back The Shield Guy Who Keeps Messing Up The Logo.
[Verse 1: Sam]
Hallucinations See,
The Rings Of Looney Tunes For Me.
And Comes Another Thing,
A Warner Bros. Shield I See.
Well, All The Things I See,
Is All The Firing Of Me.
These Logo Parodies (Yeah)
They Make Me Angry Of What I See.

[Chorus: Sam]
What I Do, I Have No Clue,
I've Got To Know Where The Shield Guy Is Too.
When I See, My Employee,
I'm Gonna Pour Him Into Spaghetti.

[Verse 2: Sam]
Today, The Thing Scared Me,
It Took Me Into Devil's Theme,
All Of The Funny Things,
They Gotta Set Me Free From Hell.

[Chorus: Sam]
What I Do, I Have No Clue,
I've Got To Find Out What The Shield Guy's Up To.
When I Free, My Employee,
I'm Gonna Put Him Into My Jelly.

[Verse 3: Sam]
It's Just So Wrong For Me,
To Threaten The Shield Guy Indeed.
Until The Logo's Free,
We'll Celebrate Into This Restaurant.

[Verse 4: Sam]
Somebody Get Me Just Another Shield,
Just Get Me Warner Bros. And A Red Old Shield.
Get It To The Zooming, But No, Not That Close,
Or I'll Have To Go, Have To Go To the Hospital, Of course.

Then, Give Me The Text Like Warner Bros.
Pictures Inc, Presents And Fade To The Intro.

Give It Looney Tunes Or Merrie Melodies,
And We'll Celebrate Because We Got The Looney Tunes Intro Right.

[Chorus: Sam]
What I Do, I Have No Clue,
I've Got To Find Out What The Shield Guy's Up To.
When I Free, My Employee,
I'm Gonna Put Him Into My Jelly.

What I Do, I Just Have No Clue,
Radar Overseer Scotty Made It Due,
When I See, Another Employee.
I Have No Choice But To Hang Him In A Tree-ee.
Microsoft Sam: It May Sound Like A Threat, But Before You Know It, Scotty Was Throwing Tantrums And Hanging Himself. This Is Like Suicide, I Know. But Anyways, Hope You Enj-WAHed This Song, Because This Is The Last Davemadson Song Parody. This Is Microsoft Sam, Saying Goodbye, For Now, At Darius Kamron Whitehead's Studio. SOI!
(C) Darius Kamron Whitehead Studios/Jim Henson Interactive LeapFrog Pictures LPDC Television Network

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