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Song Parodies -> "Salad Bowls"

Original Song Title:

"Otherside"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Red Hot Chili Peppers

Parody Song Title:

"Salad Bowls"

Parody Written by:

Darius Whitehead

The Lyrics

This Is Yet Another Davemadson Song, I'd Call It The Fourth One If I Were Him. It's About Sam Singing About Salad Bowls Which He Stays Away From. That's Why He Went On A Diet, Because He Hates Salad. He Eats More Good Stuff Like Fruits And Vegetables. This Song Has Been Sung By Microsoft Sam And Made By Him.
[Verse 1: Microsoft Sam]
How Much, How Much, Will I Eat?
Too Much Salad To Eat, I'm On,
I'm On A Diet Here,
Eating Some Fruits And Veggies, I Like.

[Verse 2: Microsoft Sam]
I'm Eating All Of The Junk Food Here,
I Couldn't Get Any Fatter Here,
You Know That You Can't Get Too Much Full.
That's Why I Stay Away From Salad Bowls.
They're Wanting Me To Eat Broccoli,
Broccoli Is What I Want To Eat,
I Have Some Donuts That I Can't Eat Whole,
That's Why I Stay Away From Salad Bowls.

[Repeat First Verse: Microsoft Sam]
How Much, How Much, Did I Eat?
Too Much Salad I Eat, I Was On,
I Was On A Diet Here,
Ate Some Fruits And Veggies, I've Loved.

[Verse 3: Microsoft Sam]
Waiter, Give Me Another Fish,
Get Me A Plate, Or Maybe A Dish.
I've Got To Find A Way To Send It To Ish,
That's Why I Stay Away From Salad Bowls,
Every Time, Every Plate Comes Along,
How Many Times Can Everything Go Wrong?
I Hear The Doorbell Go DING-DONG, That's Why I Get Away From Salad Bowls.
Get Away From Salad Bowls,
Get Away...
Get Away.

[Repeat First Verse: Microsoft Sam]
Too Much, Too Much, Stuff To Eat,
Get Back On My Feet, I Can,
Never Eat Too Much,
There's Some More Fruits And Veggies That I Love.

[Bridge: Microsoft Sam]
Get Me Strong, Make Me Get On A Roll,
I'm Gonna Stay Away From Salad Bowls,
I Tried To Tell It To Get Rid Of Itself,
I Chase It Down, I Run Away,
And Then It Makes Itself.

[Repeat First Verse: Microsoft Sam]
Too Much, Too Much Food I Ate,
Get Me Another Plate, I Have,
Eaten Too Much Food,
Got Some More Fruit And Veggies, I Love.

[Outro: Microsoft Sam]
Too Much, Food Here, I'm Strong And I Lift Weights,
Now I Eat A Lot Of Fruits And Veggies.


Radar Overseer Scotty: Hey, Sam! Don't You Want A Burger And Fries With That?
Microsoft Sam: No, No, No. I Told You, Scotty. I Was On A Diet, So That Means I Get More Fruits And Veggies Here. I Don't Want To Get Fat From Eating Too Much Junk Food.
(C) Darius Kamron Whitehead Studios/Jim Henson Interactive LeapFrog Pictures LPDC Television Network

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