[Verse 1: Microsoft Sam]
How Much, How Much, Will I Eat?
Too Much Salad To Eat, I'm On,
I'm On A Diet Here,
Eating Some Fruits And Veggies, I Like.

[Verse 2: Microsoft Sam]
I'm Eating All Of The Junk Food Here,
I Couldn't Get Any Fatter Here,
You Know That You Can't Get Too Much Full.
That's Why I Stay Away From Salad Bowls.
They're Wanting Me To Eat Broccoli,
Broccoli Is What I Want To Eat,
I Have Some Donuts That I Can't Eat Whole,
That's Why I Stay Away From Salad Bowls.

[Repeat First Verse: Microsoft Sam]
How Much, How Much, Did I Eat?
Too Much Salad I Eat, I Was On,
I Was On A Diet Here,
Ate Some Fruits And Veggies, I've Loved.

[Verse 3: Microsoft Sam]
Waiter, Give Me Another Fish,
Get Me A Plate, Or Maybe A Dish.
I've Got To Find A Way To Send It To Ish,
That's Why I Stay Away From Salad Bowls,
Every Time, Every Plate Comes Along,
How Many Times Can Everything Go Wrong?
I Hear The Doorbell Go DING-DONG, That's Why I Get Away From Salad Bowls.
Get Away From Salad Bowls,
Get Away...
Get Away.

[Repeat First Verse: Microsoft Sam]
Too Much, Too Much, Stuff To Eat,
Get Back On My Feet, I Can,
Never Eat Too Much,
There's Some More Fruits And Veggies That I Love.

[Bridge: Microsoft Sam]
Get Me Strong, Make Me Get On A Roll,
I'm Gonna Stay Away From Salad Bowls,
I Tried To Tell It To Get Rid Of Itself,
I Chase It Down, I Run Away,
And Then It Makes Itself.

[Repeat First Verse: Microsoft Sam]
Too Much, Too Much Food I Ate,
Get Me Another Plate, I Have,
Eaten Too Much Food,
Got Some More Fruit And Veggies, I Love.

[Outro: Microsoft Sam]
Too Much, Food Here, I'm Strong And I Lift Weights,
Now I Eat A Lot Of Fruits And Veggies.