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Song Parodies -> "Give Me Your Best"

Original Song Title:

"Give It Away"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Red Hot Chili Peppers

Parody Song Title:

"Give Me Your Best"

Parody Written by:

Darius Whitehead

The Lyrics

In this parody, Diesel Thomas Breadman challenges Jeremy Sonic Frogtable to a song battle to see who will be the best. Callum Frank Watterson and Juan are one of the leaders.
[Diesel:]
What you saw you gotta give it to ol' Diesel,
What you see you gotta put it on the weasel,
What you got you gotta blow it while you sneeze,
Then you sing a little song and then you meet a guy named Wheezer.
What you saw you got a beehive with the bees in,
What you saw you got a beehive with the bees in,
What you saw you got a beehive with the bees in,
Hearing all the bees, gotta run, go catch them.
Realize you are stuck with Fardeen Aly,
We saw you running in the valley,
You have been sneaking out with Bobby,
How come you are the one that is always getting funny?!

[Diesel:]
Give me your best, give me your best, give me your best, man.
Give me your best, give me your best, give me your best, man.
Give me your best, give me your best, give me your best, man.
I don't know if this is Callum or it's Jeremy!

[Jeremy:]
Crazy little breadman, see, you stole my LeapPad,
Picked up my telephone that I once had,
Your toast was leaping on my lily pad,
You ran with Leap, Lily, and now Tad!
I'm a frog fan but I sing with your old band,
No time for your trains or your bread stand,
And your eggs have stranded me on your land,
Have I played your Mario games? No way, man!
Mr. Johnson, being a customer,
Mr. Johnson, I drew him on my paper,
Mr. Johnson, swimming like a diver,
Diesel B., can't you see me as a driver?

[Diesel:]
Give me your best, give me your best, give me your best, man.
Give me your best, give me your best, give me your best, man.
Give me your best, give me your best, give me your best, man.

[Jeremy:]
Hey....watch this!

[Diesel:]
Give me your best, give me your best, give me your best, man.
Give me your best, give me your best, give me your best, man.
Give me your best, give me your best, give me your best, man.
I don't know if this is Callum or it's Jeremy!

[Juan plays the record, while Devin Rocket plays the band.]

[Callum:]
Hey ya, guys, can't we all try to get along?
You know everybody has just tried to make their songs,
Don't need to be mean or get it all wrong,
But one of these songs just doesn't belong.
Frank Oz, he's a puppeteer person,
He doesn't play the site, Drawception.
Looking here, we're always gonna miss him,
Performing all the Muppets, he's the one who always listens.
There's an island which only has someone,
Being bored, it wasn't even no fun,
Getting stuck, it wasn't that kind of pun.
Alright, everybody, let's see how it's done.

[Diesel:]
Give me your best, give me your best, give me your best, man.
Give me your best, give me your best, give me your best, man.
Give me your best, give me your best, give me your best, man.
I don't know if this is Callum or it's Jeremy!

[Devin Rocket plays the record, and Juan plays the band.]

[Diesel repeats the first verse again:]
What you saw you gotta give it to ol' Diesel,
What you see you gotta put it on the weasel,
What you got you gotta blow it while you sneeze,
Then you sing a little song and then you meet a guy named Wheezer.
What you saw you got a beehive with the bees in,
What you saw you got a beehive with the bees in,
What you saw you got a beehive with the bees in,
Hearing all the bees, gotta run, go catch them.
Realize you are stuck with Fardeen Aly,
We saw you running in the valley,
You have been sneaking out with Bobby,
How come you are the one that is always getting funny?!

[Diesel:]
Give me your best, give me your best, give me your best, man.
Give me your best, give me your best, give me your best, man.
Give me your best, give me your best, give me your best, man.
Give me your best, give me your best, give me your best, man.
Give me your best, man.
Give me your best, man.
Give me your best, man.
Give me your best, man.
Give me your best, man.
Give me your best, man.
Give me your best, man.
Give me your best, man.
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Give me your best, man.
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Give me your best, man.
Give me your best, man.
Give me your best, man.
Give me your best, man.
Give me your best, man.
Give me your best, man.
Give me your best, man.
Give me your best, man.
Give me your best, man.
Give me your best, man.
[Then Diesel starts walking out the door as the song ends]
[Diesel:]
Aw, maaaaaaaaaaaaan.
In the end, Diesel had finally beat Jeremy by walking out the door as the song ended.
LeapFrog (c) LeapFrog Enterprises Inc.
Mario (c) Nintendo
Mr. Johnson (c) Sesame Street.
Drawception (c) Jeremy Freyholtz.
Frank Oz (c) public domain.
Courtesy of Fardeen Aly.
(C) Jeremy Sonic Frogtable and the Frogtable Family.
Diesel Thomas Breadman, Callum Frank Watterson, and Juan the Random Dude all belong to Darius Kamron Whitehead.
(c) Darius Kamron Whitehead.

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Agrimorfee - May 25, 2018 - Report this comment
Dude, I admire that you did every spitting second of this song, but you need to change your choruses more often.
Darius Whitehead - May 25, 2018 - Report this comment
We know.

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