oh i've tripped on something
i think i've tripped on a wire
it hurts like anything other machine
let me sing to this wire and die

let me sing to this wire and die
let me sing to this wire and die
let me sing to this wire and die
let me sing to this wire and die
let me sing to this wire and die
Alright

believe it or not, y'know
that's how wires and dinosaurs died out
i thought we were too old for this shite
8 Out Of Cats hasnt got rigged after all

let me sing to this wire and die
let me sing to this wire and die
let me sing to this wire and die
let me sing to this wire and die
let me sing to this wire and die
let me sing to this wire and die
let me sing to this wire and die
let me sing to this wire and die
let me sing to this wire and die
let me sing to this wire and die
let me sing to this wire and die
let me sing to this wire and die

Oh, move over British Gas
and let ITN or British Telecom take over
i'm telling ya now
go on hop it, will you now

after all that madness
i just had fixed it
i then came to Leeds and i said
'could i have my wire fixed'
i am the point of Satanic fire
i'm staying for the night until Monday
please send in my British Gas or there would be trouble from Didsbury

let me sing on this wire and die
let me sing on this wire and die
let me sing on this wire and die
let me sing on this wire and die
let me sing on this wire and die
let me sing on this wire and die
let me sing on this wire and die
let me sing on this wire and die
let me sing on this wire and die
let me sing on this wire and die
let me sing on this wire and die
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggh
let me sing on this wire and die
let me sing on this wire and die
One More Time
let me sing on this wire and die

now this is it
POOF

(WIRING SOUND FROM COLA DRINKS PLASTERED INTO IT)
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt, goodnight now please f''k off