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Song Parodies -> "Phony President"

Original Song Title:

"Cretin Family"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Ramones

Parody Song Title:

"Phony President"

Parody Written by:

James Ramone

The Lyrics

This is a tribute to the worst excuse of a US President in history. He sold the country out for his own selfish interests and the shame and embarrassment he brought on America will be long lasting, no matter what Joe Biden does. Douchebag Traitortrump is the most egotistical, irresponsible, unqualified, immature and hateful piece of shit to ever sit in the Oval Office. He sucked up to dictators because he IS one. He is unprincipalled, uncouth, and just plain EVIL. And he doesn't have the sense or manhood to admit and concede that he LOST the election two weeks ago. He's a Caligula-Hitler with no redeeming qualities whatsoever.
You should be ashamed about your horrible self
So why don't you go upset yourself
Hey here's a mirror, see your evil face
You're a disgrace man and you know it's true!

Phony President, Incest Molester, Fascist Dictator
Everybody hates you!
Phony President, Douchebag Criminal, Traitor Motormouth
Will you shut up?!

Don't lie to us, it's pissin' us off!
Look what's happening now, it's all your fault!
You don't do nothin', absolutely nothing' o.k.!
Why don't you go back to your bunker and never crawl back out?

Phony President, Incest Molester, Ninny Sissyboy
Everybody hates you!
Phony President, Douchebag Criminal, Traitor Motormouth
Will you shut up?!
You're always wrong, don't tell us what to do!
Here's a little curse it's from us to YOU!
It's nothin' gonna happen, nothin' ever will!
You'll be miserable every day your luck will always be BAD!

Phony President, Incest Molester, Fascist Dictator
Everybody hates you!
Phony President, Douchebag Criminal, Traitor Motormouth
Will you shut up?!

Phony President, Incest Molester, Lippy Spankyboy
Everybody hates you!
Phony President, Dirtbag Juvenile, Traitor Motormouth
Will you shut up?!

Everybody hates you!
Will you step down?!
Everybody hates you!
Will you step down?!
Everybody hates you!
Will you step down?!
Everybody hates you!
Will you step down?!

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Real American - November 20, 2020 - Report this comment
If you want a real President, then you fascist fraudsters tell the Manchurian Candidate Gropey Joe Biden to concede to the real President and real winner of the 2020 election: Trump.
Lili - November 20, 2020 - Report this comment
My goodness. People like you really take political parodies ever so seriously. Let the author have their opinions and please, judge the quality of the parody not in relation to your political agenda. Reality check: YOUR CANDIDATE LOST. Now please go back to wearing MAGA hats and yelling about fraud, or whatever else you "Real Americans" do. P. S. Real Americans accept the integrity of elections.
Lili's B.S. Translated: - November 20, 2020 - Report this comment
If you don't accept the integrity of MILLIONS OF FAKE BALLOTS, then YOU'RE NOT A REAL AMERICAN!!!
Lili - November 20, 2020 - Report this comment
The 2020 election's integrity is totally sound; and if you Republicans won't certify every single "Biden only" ballot we dumped in the night, WE'RE GONNA MURDER YOUR WHOLE FAMILY AND BURN YOUR HOUSE! For purposes of healing and unity, you understand.
Phony President - November 20, 2020 - Report this comment
Secondly, we’re in a situation where we have put together—and you’d guys, did it for our, the president Obama’s administration, before this—we have put together, I think, the most extensive and and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics.
Al Gore - November 20, 2020 - Report this comment
Why can't Trump just accept the outcome of the 2020 election with all the same grace as I accepted George W. Bush's victory in 2000?

Oh, wait...
Michael Pacholek - November 20, 2020 - Report this comment
I TOTALLY accepted George W. Bush's victory in 2000!
What can be said... - November 21, 2020 - Report this comment
At least this guy is willing to enable the comments section unlike Jeff.
Elephant's Memory - November 22, 2020 - Report this comment
@Michael Pacholek - Like hell you "Totally Accepted George W. Bush's victory in 2000".

I remember how you constantly "beached" about Bush. Almost every comment you made on any parody related to Bush or not, you would always slam Bush. It was really old and tiresome to see you ranting like that.
Dr. Integrity - November 22, 2020 - Report this comment
@Lili Do you not realize that over 70 million Americans totally disagree with you. You surely can't think that this many people could all be wrong about the integrity of the vote counting given all the illegal tactics employed during the tabulation of votes by radically extreme lefties and other criminal elements.
Civil War 2.0 - November 23, 2020 - Report this comment
Like the first Civil War, I'm happening because a band of treasonous racist Democrats refuse to accept the overwhelming election victory of a Republican patriot.
Michael Pacholek - November 23, 2020 - Report this comment
@Elephant's Memory - That's different because shut up!
Elephant's Memory - November 23, 2020 - Report this comment
Back @Michael Pacholek, Ooooow, snappy comeback that almost makes sense. Were very old memories touched here Pack Man?

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