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Song Parodies -> "House"
Original Song Title:
"Lump"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Presidents of the United States of America
Parody Song Title:
"House"
Parody Written by:
Beeb
The Lyrics
House sat alone with his cane in his hand
Stuck on a case he just didn't understand
The symptoms were typical of Erythematosus
But he positive that it wasn't Lupus
He's House, he's House
He likes no one
He's House, he's House, he's House
Except Wilson
House was a fantastic M.D
But he was always held back by Cuddy
He doesn't talk to patients cuz
He says, "If we don't talk to them, then they can't lie to us"
He's House, he's House
He doesn't care
He's House, he's House, he's House
Ain't that unfair?
(Random scatting)
Eric Foreman was the Neurology man
But he left with doctors Chase and Cameron
House had an aneurysm in his thighs
And his motto became, "Everybody lies"
He's House, he's House
He's not polite
He's House, he's House, he's House
How does he sleep at night?
Is House really that mean?
I think so
Are House's manners obscene?
I think so
Does House drink lots of caffeine?
I think so
Has House become a machine?
Stuck on a case he just didn't understand
The symptoms were typical of Erythematosus
But he positive that it wasn't Lupus
He's House, he's House
He likes no one
He's House, he's House, he's House
Except Wilson
House was a fantastic M.D
But he was always held back by Cuddy
He doesn't talk to patients cuz
He says, "If we don't talk to them, then they can't lie to us"
He's House, he's House
He doesn't care
He's House, he's House, he's House
Ain't that unfair?
(Random scatting)
Eric Foreman was the Neurology man
But he left with doctors Chase and Cameron
House had an aneurysm in his thighs
And his motto became, "Everybody lies"
He's House, he's House
He's not polite
He's House, he's House, he's House
How does he sleep at night?
Is House really that mean?
I think so
Are House's manners obscene?
I think so
Does House drink lots of caffeine?
I think so
Has House become a machine?
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Come on fellow Am I Righters, where's the love? I love this one! Who doesn't worship House? Great job. Keep 'em comin' Beeb.
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