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"(Box Office) Slump"

Parody Written by:

Ryan Quinn

The Lyrics

This was sort of...rushed. I'll admit it.
I'm all alone eating my popcorn,
They're so emotionless, acting's par with porn,
Tears well up into actress' eyes,
I bet you twenty bucks that that heartthrob actor dies,

A slump, a slump,
These movies suck,
A slump, a slump, a slump,
What's with that duck?

I'm always first in like for shows,
It's really not hard when no one else in town will go,
It's oh so sad you didn't see,
You were sitting home, I was watching Sin City,

A slump, a slump,
It's all remakes,
A slump, a slump, a slump,
They all seem fake,

I just get so damn bored I start to saw logs,
And who was the jerk behind that Must Love Dogs?
I've spent the last year hoping for more,
I guess I'll wait to see what's in store,

A slump, a slump,
Their money's low,
A slump, a slump, a slump,
"Cause no one goes,

Is the slump all in my head? I think not.
Is the slump all in my head? I think not.
Is the slump all in my head? I think not.
Is the slump all in my head?

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Floyd Johnson - August 03, 2015 - Report this comment
This made more sense than the original

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