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Original Song Title:

"Lump"

 (MP3)
Parody Song Title:

"Stumped"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

Laying awake late at night, one's brain thinks of imponderable questions...
Why is St. Patrick's Day in March?
Why when we eat beans do we occasionally fart?
Why camels get humps and not llamas?
And why are the plates so small when eating out for tapas?

I'm stumped, I'm stumped
I don't know why
I'm stumped, I'm stumped
I can't deny

Why ketchup causes so much stains?
Why does the rain in Spain fall mainly in the plain?
Small things that I can't understand
Such things so deep that my brain can barely withstand

I'm stumped, I'm stumped
I just don't know
I'm stumped, I'm stumped
Why is it so?

um um um um, I don't know...um um um um um I don't know...

Is it true that all you need is love?
And why can't we end this song line with stove?
What was the true meaning behind Twin Peaks?
Such questions made for deeply-thinking screeds

I'm stumped, I'm stumped
I'm giving up
I'm stumped, I'm stumped
I'll just shut up

I'm so stumped, sitting in bed
Time is slow
I'm so stumped, be still big head
Can't stop, so
I'll put a bump onto my head
(Now good night)
Copyright 2015, Agrimorfee
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Matthias - May 20, 2015 - Report this comment
I'm stumped as to why this parody was so good!
bobpiecheese - June 02, 2015 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Anyone else want a music video based around the philosoraptor meme? Cause I do. Great parody here, 555 question marks!
syncronos - June 02, 2015 - Report this comment
whats stumping me is...why didn't I think of that?
Abbott Skelding - June 02, 2015 - Report this comment
Solid idea that was pretty well executed. Gotta agree with syncronos as well...why didn't I think of that!? Nicely done!
Blaydeman - June 02, 2015 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I'm a little stumped on this one (pun intended). I found the pacing and phrasing hard to follow (I guess, that's just me though). However, I loved the concept and the absurd question you raise. I also liked how you got a bit meta with the stove line. Overall, I did like it. Nice work. (LOL! the passcode is WHT)
Lucky - June 03, 2015 - Report this comment
Seems like ya need to get a 4x4 with a winch from the Megalomart and do some real stumpin'!

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