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Song Parodies -> "Beacon 'Cademy"

Original Song Title:

"This is Halloween"

Parody Song Title:

"Beacon 'Cademy"

Parody Written by:

Chris Wolvie

The Lyrics

Surprise! This ain't a political song! I've been a fan of the show "RWBY" since a fellow at work suggested it to me. I was watching the latest episode and, right after, saw a video of a girl group singing "This Is Halloween". Took me a while to put the two together...but I think I did a good Halloween/RWBY cross-over here. Even if you've never heard of the show, I hope you Share and Enjoy!
Boys and girls, if you're in your teens
And you fight Grimm just to hear 'em scream
Come to Vale and you will see
Our Beacon Academy

Beacon 'Cademy, Beacon 'Cademy
Learn to fight pro-fe-ssio-nal-ly
Beacon 'Cademy, ev'rybody join a team
Use that Dust to beat out monsters regularly

Come to Vale, where it's "weapons free"
To Beacon Academy

I'm Ruby Rose, blasting you with my scythe
Schnee Dust princess, just call me Weiss
Blake Belladonna, kitten with a whip
I'm Yang Xiao Long; I'll punch you in the...(Ruby: Yang, no!)

Beacon 'Cademy, Beacon 'Cademy
'Cademy, 'Cademy, 'Cademy, 'Cademy

In Remnant, that's our world
Ev'ryone fights off the Grimm in hordes
At Beacon, you'll learn how to fight
Make all those monsters run away in fright

'Round that corner, man,
Ursas in the trash can
Beowulf's waiting now to pounce,
But don't you SCREAM!

Beacon 'Cademy: Port, Oobleck and Goodwitch see
You can win when you fight back
Goliaths watching us, Nevermores making a fuss
Gather your teams and counter-attack

Assemble your teams, go to victory
At Beacon Academy!

Hi, I'm Jean Arc, with my sword and my shield
I am Lie Ren, so rapid in the field
BOOP! My name Nora! Hammer to head!
I'm Pyrrha Nikos (Nora: Aren't you dead?)

I'm Cinder Fall, I'll tear this school to shreds
Once the Fall Maiden is in my head!

Beacon 'Cademy, Beacon 'Cademy
'Cademy, 'Cademy, 'Cademy, 'Cademy, 'Cademy, 'Cademy

Geist and Griffons e-ve-rywhere
Come when folks are saddened or scared
Huntsmen's job does make them flee
From Beacon Academy

Hone your skills, join our festival
Everyone's fighting to be number one
King Taijitu wrapping 'round you, too
And squeeze til you can breathe
Learn to squeeze 'em back at

Becaon 'Cademy, on to victory
Won't ya please make way for our bright Headmaster guy
Our Ozpin makes heads of Boarbatusks spin
Up to the broken moon in the sky
Beacon 'Cademy, Beacon 'Cademy
'Cademy, 'Cademy, 'Cademy, 'Cademy

In this place we call home
Everyone learns how to make Grimm moan!

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Agrimorfee - November 01, 2017 - Report this comment
Absolutely no idea what this about, but you did it well. 555

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