Nadine was a lolicon
And a bit of a Mary Sue
Daria was a different type
Now they say:"Daria,who?"
Andrea was fiery
The archetypical redhead
Andrea 2 was gone forever
For all I know,she could be dead

Larrisa was a sweet girl
But a bit of a maniac
Andrea 3 was her friend
Always there behind her back
Andrea 4 at first had braces
Now she wears gloom on her face
Gabriella was a disgrace
Had guys all over her place

Joanna was a punk
But neither steam or cyber
Martina was the kind of girl
To say:"Give this guy a five'r!"
Romania had long hair
Some say it's made of gold
Stephanie has something to say
But that joke's getting old

Lynn was a dumb ol' girl
Cried over her cigarettes
Katherine was a teen model
Had the figure of the Rockettes
Tara was a metalhead
But a 6-year-old underneath
Vladimira,what a ****
This on was no treat

Nicol was kinda sweet
'Til puberty finally kicked in
Nicole was a crazy girl
Maybe she drank lots of gin?
Lydia put her to shame
Was 3 kinds of nuts
Carry-Lee was uber-goth
She would rip out your guts

Thea,another Mary Sue
Had all the perfect grades
Matched only by Martina 2
Who was never late
Mathea was really dull
Classic dumb blonde
Ira was really fat
Nobody of her was fond

Miss Frol was no troll
Though she was kinda old
That one woman,what was her name?
Never mind,she looked like mold
Miss Herzeg was the mother type
A heart so big and fluffy
Miss Gregory taught music
Like Mozart,not Ke$ha or Duffy

Miss Polly had a huge head
Many times I wanted her dead
Miss Dean fell of her bed
Denied whatever she said
Miss Perkov knew how to run a class
Was cool,totally kicked ass
Miss Bukkett took no sass
So be wise,don't be crass

Anna Maria was lesbian
But you needn't a second guess
Adrianne was a ravenhead
For two years the class she led
Lea's hair was brown
Now it's various shades of pink
Virna never came to class
Yes,she was the weakest link
Phillipa went to Amsterdam
And managed to stay sane
Iris has a twin brother
Both are never ever lame
Gloria never speaks
She stands there quiet
Dora is a chunky goth
Wouldn't hurt if she went for a diet
Tina had a strange name
But her lesbionism put her to fame
Sylvia was quite insane
When her temper takes over her brain
Martina 3 loved to eat
And was never pissed
Antonia,we never kissed
But you deserve to be on this list