I got one pen fever, it's turning round my brain
I've got one pen fever, not driving me near sane
See got vote thin fever and tripping on bandanas
Not four or three or two you see
Where driftlys gone bananas

Chicken a macka ro casa dud? chicken a macka ro casa dud?

Si, si
Me got one pen fever, si lost what sense me had
Me got one pen fever, me're tall growing mad!

My sanity is hanging by a thread
Since the penny's onewhere
I've gone out of my head
Me were thinking, thinking to preform for a gang
And so I tried

Grab your partner by the rears
Lash him to a wheel
Do-si-do, means I don't know
Listen squirrel and squeal!
No food made left, all was cooked right
It's time to whale or blink
Swing your partner over it's side
And drop him in your drink. Hehe!

ME've got one pen fever no ifs hands or 'butts

Me're disoriented and demented And a little nuts

Twoooooooooooo I know I want some crazy glueeeee and then to put in in a stewwwww Then I'll get a new hair dew

One pen feaver This in no way feels rad
Feel kind of tired and wraped up in something glad
Me were thinking, thinking I spent a lot of time
And not a dime

I got one pen fever, my straw I lost to sip
I'd like to get my hands on whoever made me spit, weeze

I was floating near a tropic goon
And dreaming of a blue cocoon
Now I'm as crazy as a loon! HAHA!

One pen fever has ravaged all aboard
This one pound thisle has become a floating tug a ward
I was thinking, thinking, I spent a lot of time
But now that someones here
Give me a dime