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Song Parodies -> "Nights in Brown Cotton"

Original Song Title:

"Nights in White Satin"

Original Performer:

The Moody Blues

Parody Song Title:

"Nights in Brown Cotton"

Parody Written by:

Philip Mariconda

The Lyrics

Nights in brown cotton
Never reaching the John
I know what that stench is
I have known it before

Beauty in toilets clean
I have never seen
Just where you're going
You can't miss anymore

'Cause I smell you!
Yes I smell you!
Oh no! I smell you!

No toilets in Star Trek
How do they survive?
I guess they just Boldly Go
Where No Man Has Gone Before

Children not toilet trained
They can't help but offend
And never learning
They will soil clothes some more

'Cause I smell you!
Yes I smell you!
Oh how I smell you!

Nights in brown cotton
Never reaching the John
I don't know how to clean this
Mom won't do it anymore

'Cause I smell you!
Yes I smell you!
Oh no! I smell you!

Breathe deep the bad smelling robe
Watch the holes form in underclothes
Pot-sitter people look down in torment
Another dump in their pants went
Unshowered lovers roll together as one
Lonely man cries for love without deodoránt
Now mother picks up your full underpants
Senior citizens in diapers don't have a chance
People could find you in the night
Needing bleach to take foul colors from our sight
Front is yellow and rear is brown
But you still smell a fright
And you should be flushed.
The rest of my song parodies are Star Trek related including:
Klingon Restaurant
Captain Jane

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