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Song Parodies -> "Nights in Brown Cotton"
Original Song Title:
"Nights in White Satin"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Moody Blues
Parody Song Title:
"Nights in Brown Cotton"
Parody Written by:
Philip Mariconda
The Lyrics
Nights in brown cotton
Never reaching the John
I know what that stench is
I have known it before
Beauty in toilets clean
I have never seen
Just where you're going
You can't miss anymore
'Cause I smell you!
Yes I smell you!
Oh no! I smell you!
No toilets in Star Trek
How do they survive?
I guess they just Boldly Go
Where No Man Has Gone Before
Children not toilet trained
They can't help but offend
And never learning
They will soil clothes some more
'Cause I smell you!
Yes I smell you!
Oh how I smell you!
Nights in brown cotton
Never reaching the John
I don't know how to clean this
Mom won't do it anymore
'Cause I smell you!
Yes I smell you!
Oh no! I smell you!
SPOKEN:
Breathe deep the bad smelling robe
Watch the holes form in underclothes
Pot-sitter people look down in torment
Another dump in their pants went
Unshowered lovers roll together as one
Lonely man cries for love without deodor�nt
Now mother picks up your full underpants
Senior citizens in diapers don't have a chance
People could find you in the night
Needing bleach to take foul colors from our sight
Front is yellow and rear is brown
But you still smell a fright
And you should be flushed.
Never reaching the John
I know what that stench is
I have known it before
Beauty in toilets clean
I have never seen
Just where you're going
You can't miss anymore
'Cause I smell you!
Yes I smell you!
Oh no! I smell you!
No toilets in Star Trek
How do they survive?
I guess they just Boldly Go
Where No Man Has Gone Before
Children not toilet trained
They can't help but offend
And never learning
They will soil clothes some more
'Cause I smell you!
Yes I smell you!
Oh how I smell you!
Nights in brown cotton
Never reaching the John
I don't know how to clean this
Mom won't do it anymore
'Cause I smell you!
Yes I smell you!
Oh no! I smell you!
SPOKEN:
Breathe deep the bad smelling robe
Watch the holes form in underclothes
Pot-sitter people look down in torment
Another dump in their pants went
Unshowered lovers roll together as one
Lonely man cries for love without deodor�nt
Now mother picks up your full underpants
Senior citizens in diapers don't have a chance
People could find you in the night
Needing bleach to take foul colors from our sight
Front is yellow and rear is brown
But you still smell a fright
And you should be flushed.
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