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Song Parodies -> "Boycott PETCO"

Original Song Title:

"SpongeBob SquarePants"

Original Performer:

Theme Song

Parody Song Title:

"Boycott PETCO"

Parody Written by:

mouselover

The Lyrics

In 2004, PETA purchased a brick at PETCO Park in San Diego with a subliminal message that on the surface complimented the San Diego Padres, but really was a call to boycott the store which purchased the naming rights to the team's new ballpark.
Are you ready kids?
(Ay-ay captain!)

I can't hear you!
(AY-AY CAPTAIN!)

Ohhhhhhh!

Break open your cold ones lets toast the Padres!
(BOYCOTT PETCO!)
Enjoy this championship organization!
(BOYCOTT PETCO!)
Because PETCO is where the pets go to die
(BOYCOTT PETCO!)
I've never been there and you wonder why
(BOYCOTT PETCO!)

Ready?

BOYCOTT PETCO!
BOYCOTT PETCO!
BOYCOTT PETCO!

Boycott Petco!
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