[Tim] I'm gonna be like Stephen King,
So Wes Craven beware!
[King] Well, I've never seen the King of Terror
With quite so fiery flair!

[Jim] I'm gonna write a creepy tale
Like Stephen King was before
I'm writing up on a monster looking up
And ending with a ROAR!

[King] And thus far, a rather...inspiring thing
[T+J] Oh, I just loved being Stephen King!

Tim: Tommy saying "Do this"
Jim: Sue saying "Be there"
Tim: Mrs. White saying "Stop that"
Jim: Carrie saying "See here"
(King: Now see here!)

[T] free to write thriller all day
Now I'm author on my way!

[King] I think it's time horror and thriller arranged from heart to heart
[J] I don't need advice from stupid fools for a start

[King] If that is where the story is headed, count me out!
Out of horror, out of thriller, no more I would write about!
Those kids are getting wildly out of wing!

[T+J] Oh, I just loved being Stephen King!

[T] Horror look left!
[J] Thriller look right!
[T] Everywhere you look up...
[J] I'm standing in the spotlight!

[King] NOT YET!!!

[King's Characters] Let every creature go for scream and sing!
Let's hear it in the birds and on their wings
It's gonna be Stephen King's finest fling
[T+J] Oh, I just loved being Stephen King!
Oh, I just loved being Stephen King!
Oh, I just loved beiiiiiiiiinnnnnnng... Stephen King!!!!