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Song Parodies -> "I Just Can't Wait for a Ring"

Original Song Title:

"I Just Can't Wait to be King"

Original Performer:

The Lion King

Parody Song Title:

"I Just Can't Wait for a Ring"

Parody Written by:

Rebekah Dub

The Lyrics

The mother's part is indicated under MOTHER and can also be found in parentheses. =) Enjoy!
I’m going to be thirty soon,
so single men beware!
I’ll have to get into the habit
Of matching underwear
Matching underwear to my bra
in case I get lucky
My biological clock is
ticking too damn quickly

I realize now I’ve had too many flings
now I just can’t wait for a ring!

You have all the time in the world
to find a man, Bekah.

My inbox is empty (Check out some profiles!)
No one’s winking at me (Wink at them first!)
My calendar’s lonely (Pick up the phone and call!)
No one’s asking me out (Coffee, Bek?)

Free to mope within my room (Well, that doesn’t sound like fun.)
Free to whine about my doom

I think it’s time that we arranged
A mother-daughter day

Depends on what’s your
mind for our mother-daughter day

We’ll dine out at Cheesecake Fac-to-ry and
go shopping!
Maybe we will get a hot waiter
and get his phone number

And hopefully a serenade he will sing

Mom, I just can't wait for a ring!

Would you like some cheesecake?
Or an appetizer?

I’d like a mimosa
and a hand in marriage
Ah, shit!

I’m now covered in a cloak of regret
I think I’ll stuff my face with this baguette
‘Lest this embarrassment I can offset

Oh, I just can’t wait for a ring
No, I just can’t wait for a ring
Damn it, I can’t waaaaaaaaaaait for a ring!
[insert desperate pleas for marriage and children here]

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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 5   6

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Jonathan - February 09, 2015 - Report this comment
5's and by the way if things don't work out with that waiter...
TJC - February 09, 2015 - Report this comment
Nice—funny stuff! I haven't seen a parody to that song before; it really offered lots of opportunity for your clever back-and-forth(s)!
John Lomain - February 09, 2015 - Report this comment
well written, 5's
Rob Arndt - February 10, 2015 - Report this comment
Nice to see you back Rebekah- 5s!
Rebekah Dub - February 10, 2015 - Report this comment
Thank you, guys! I definitely enjoyed writing this piece. :)

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