-> "I Just Can't Wait for a Ring"
Original Song Title:
"I Just Can't Wait to be King"
Parody Song Title:
"I Just Can't Wait for a Ring"
I’m going to be thirty soon,
so single men beware!
I’ll have to get into the habit
Of matching underwear
Matching underwear to my bra
in case I get lucky
My biological clock is
ticking too damn quickly
I realize now I’ve had too many flings
now I just can’t wait for a ring!
You have all the time in the world
to find a man, Bekah.
My inbox is empty (Check out some profiles!)
No one’s winking at me (Wink at them first!)
My calendar’s lonely (Pick up the phone and call!)
No one’s asking me out (Coffee, Bek?)
Free to mope within my room (Well, that doesn’t sound like fun.)
Free to whine about my doom
I think it’s time that we arranged
A mother-daughter day
Depends on what’s your
mind for our mother-daughter day
We’ll dine out at Cheesecake Fac-to-ry and
Maybe we will get a hot waiter
and get his phone number
And hopefully a serenade he will sing
Mom, I just can't wait for a ring!
[HOT CHEESECAKE FACTORY WAITER]
Would you like some cheesecake?
Or an appetizer?
I’d like a mimosa
and a hand in marriage
I’m now covered in a cloak of regret
I think I’ll stuff my face with this baguette
‘Lest this embarrassment I can offset
Oh, I just can’t wait for a ring
No, I just can’t wait for a ring
Damn it, I can’t waaaaaaaaaaait for a ring!
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