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Song Parodies -> "Yes, I Love Die-Cast"
Original Song Title:
"Come Dance, Have a Blast"
Original Performer:
The Joyriders
Parody Song Title:
"Yes, I Love Die-Cast"
Parody Written by:
Oofle McGoofle
The Lyrics
I like Hobby Shops
I could spend all day
Looking at models
Under glass displays
There are planes and trains
And autos arranged
Puts me in a daze
Costs more than spare change
Yes, I love die-cast
Part of collecting
Metal and rubber
There’s no neglecting
I buy them often
I put up displays
It costs a fortune
But friends are amazed
My wife is upset
They take up much room
But to hell with her
Not comin’ down soon
Yes, I love die-cast
Part of collecting
Metal and rubber
There’s no neglecting
She wants them garaged
Says I’m immature
Bitch, mind your business
These I can afford
A few bucks are spent
A few times each month
So why does she care?
They’re cheaper than lunch
(her expensive tastes suck)
Yes, I love die-cast
Part of collecting
Metal and rubber
There’s no neglecting
It’s married life
that’s upsetting…
I could spend all day
Looking at models
Under glass displays
There are planes and trains
And autos arranged
Puts me in a daze
Costs more than spare change
Yes, I love die-cast
Part of collecting
Metal and rubber
There’s no neglecting
I buy them often
I put up displays
It costs a fortune
But friends are amazed
My wife is upset
They take up much room
But to hell with her
Not comin’ down soon
Yes, I love die-cast
Part of collecting
Metal and rubber
There’s no neglecting
She wants them garaged
Says I’m immature
Bitch, mind your business
These I can afford
A few bucks are spent
A few times each month
So why does she care?
They’re cheaper than lunch
(her expensive tastes suck)
Yes, I love die-cast
Part of collecting
Metal and rubber
There’s no neglecting
It’s married life
that’s upsetting…
Wish they had one of these for die-cast. A sweet-ass ride http://images.forum-auto.com/mesimages/388347/donk2.jpg
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