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Song Parodies -> "I Hurt Myself."

Original Song Title:

"I Touch Myself"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Divinyls

Parody Song Title:

"I Hurt Myself."

Parody Written by:

Monstermaster13

The Lyrics

A parody to let Bernadonner and JasperRolls know how I truly feel.
I loathe myself, I loathe and despise me.
When I feel down, I overreact.
I can't find myself, someone please help me.
I despise myself, I don't need you to remind me.
I can't stand to be around myself.
When I act out, I don't mean to do it I hurt myself.

Ooh, I can't stand to be myself.
Oh no, oh no, oh no.
I'm not me, i'm not happy..oh no.
I can't deal with myself sometimes.

And my messed up crazy dreams.
Look, I can't control what I dream about.
I just don't feel fine.
I close my eyes and dream i'm someone who is not me.
So I'll say goodbye if you wish to ignore me.

Since you're done talking to me.
I'll find someone else to do it.
I can't stand to be around myself.

I loathe myself, I loathe and despise me.
When I feel down, I overreact.
I can't find myself, someone please help me.
I despise myself, I don't need you to remind me.

When I think about me, I hurt myself.
Ooh, I would rather be somebody else.
Oh no, oh no, oh no


I hate me.
I wish I was someone else.
Ooh, I wish I was somebody else.
When I think about me, I hurt myself.
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ah ah ah ah oh ah

I wish I was someone else.
When I think about me, I hurt myself.
Ooh, I wish I was somebody else.

When I think about me, I hurt myself.
I hurt myself (I stab and prick myself)
I hurt myself (I prick and stab myself)
I hurt myself. (when I think about me)
I hurt myself.


I hurt myself (I stab and prick myself)
I hurt myself (I prick and stab myself)
I hurt myself. (when I think about me)
I honestly do

I hurt myself (I stab and prick myself)
I hurt myself (I prick and stab myself)
I hurt myself. (when I think about me)
I hurt myself (when I think about you)
I honestly do
I hurt myself.
I hurt myself.

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Whoami - September 07, 2020 - Report this comment
you okay?
Monstermaster13 - November 11, 2020 - Report this comment
@Whoami It's just that JasperRolls was 100% right about me, he said that I am a bit of prick which is true I am, I basically vilified my best friend Bernadonner for leaving me by portraying her as welll...the villain and turning into a Pokemon in my fics despite the fact she had little to no problem with being transformed in lots of RPs I did with her, I thought of her as a possession and not a person. And then the whole Mrdrawinglover stuff started and this just came across as a Karen who complained when I did something that was made to parody covid and then complained about me vilifiyng him in a story and then complained I accused him of being someone who wants to bang a corpse (I just read his DA header as 'i'd bang a corpse' not 'i'd bang a zombie', is that hard for him to understnad?) So bla bla this got Jasper's attention, Jasper is 100% right, i'm a terrible person and I dragged his boyfriends into this mess...so, yeah that happened.

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