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Song Parodies -> "To Snow White They Make Love"

Original Song Title:

"Friday, I'm In Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Cure

Parody Song Title:

"To Snow White They Make Love"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

The inspiration for this parody came from a cool can of 7up and remembering an adult movie that was passed around on VHS when I was younger. If you're too young to remember such hot takes you can just think of it as fanfiction of the NSFW kind.

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
Grumpy's dick is getting huge
Bashful's hard and Dopey's skewed
Happy's thoughts are getting lewd
With Snow White they're in love

Sleepy plays a minor part
Sneezy has a tiny dart
With Doc they are a work of art
And Snow White she's in lust

Maybe jailbait
But they are getting animate'
Snow White they all circulate

Snowy gets down on her back
Doc is near a heart attack
Happy pops her blister pack
Her hymen's going bust

Happy gets off cherry red
Doc takes over giving head
The stepmom's outside - dropping dead
The window view's robust

Heigh-ho mates
Shacked in on their real estate
With Snow White that they undulate

Messed up are they guys
It's a ménage-à-size
With Seven Dwarfs and their gal Snow White
Grumpy wears her gown
Happy's making sounds
As Doc's getting down
Dopey clowns around
Snowy's spreading 'em wide
It's all in Bashful's sight
What Sneezy eats in the middle of the night
Sleepy's up in the buff
And getting her stuffed
To Snow White they make love

Happy's dick is getting sore
Grumpy's down and Sleepy snores
Doc is cold out on the floor
On Snow White they've gone bust

Bashful makes a final spurt
Sneezy gives them equal squirts
As Dopey's laying quite inert
To Snow White they made love

© Peter Andersson.

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Matthias - July 24, 2020 - Report this comment
I’m pretty sure that Chucky G’s censorship has really been lacking lately. This is totally WhatFreaks material. Funny though but very pornographic!
Peter Andersson - July 24, 2020 - Report this comment
It seems to me they kinda merged several years ago. No ads running on either these days, hence no need to cater to opinions favoring censorship. Remember, he was the one that started them both, meaning he too has that kind of funny bone for songs about funny boners like the rest of us have. That said, yeah, I'm toing the line here, but it's like that asian proverb, some words just enjoy each others company more than others. :-)
Prince WTF Is This? - July 24, 2020 - Report this comment
OK, when she gets too exhausted from this orgy and passes out, is Prince Charming going to come on over and kiss her awake/back to life?
Peter Andersson - July 24, 2020 - Report this comment
No, in this version of the fairy tale it's the step mother witch who's laying dead (outside the window, as mentioned above) so he kisses her back to life, then shrinks faster than dried apples when he realises she's a crone, has a change of orientation and runs off to live in the gay smurfs village. It would be quite easy to write a follow-up called "To Charming They Make Love", butt I don't think I will.
Monstermaster13 - July 26, 2020 - Report this comment
Where does this come in regarding the Shrek musical? Lord Farquaad is the son of Grumpy and the Princess and the Pea in the musical.
Agrimorfee - July 28, 2020 - Report this comment
Hiya Pete, good to see you by all accounts healthy and still wacky. I wish that I had the inspiration to get back to parody writing...
Peter Andersson - July 30, 2020 - Report this comment
Thanks Agrimorfee!

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