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Song Parodies -> "Ridiculous Thoughts"

Original Song Title:

"Ridiculous Thoughts"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Cranberries

Parody Song Title:

"Ridiculous Thoughts"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

Shouldn't a song titled "Ridiculous Thoughts" be full of, um, ridiculous thoughts? Don't Know The Original Song (DKTOS)? It's on YouTube.
Ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha [belch]

Twister, ew, my grandma wants to play it nude
Twister, ew, no no no
Hey look, a neon cow
Flourescent milk for me and you
Chernobyl cow, see it glow

And we're gonna race our Nissan
We're gonna strap rockets on
We're gonna drive like morons, morons, morons

Then we're gonna discus like Tron
We're gonna shoot first like Han
And we're gonna tease a Klingon, Klingon, Klingon

And every night, gonna drink so hard
That ridiculous thoughts like these
Just fill my mind, my mind, my mind, my mind

Blisters, ouch, from frying bacon in the nude
Blisters, ouch, oh my god
Lets all juggle chickens now
And get scrambled eggs for our quiche
Breakfast chow, for the frau

And we're gonna play tag with Khan
We're gonna taunt Megatron
And we're gonna Visine Sauron, Sauron, Sauron

And we're gonna stare at the sun
We're gonna tattoo our buns
And we're gonna flash at a nun, a nun, a nun

And every night, gonna drink so hard
That ridiculous thoughts like these
Will fill my mind, my mind, my mind, my mind

Ha ha ha, ha ha ha
And Mister Hyde
Gonna slide in lard
These ridiculous thoughts, ha ha
Just fill my mind, my mind, my mind, my mind

And we're gonna T.P. the mall
We're gonna fight city hall
We're gonna learn to get small
We're gonna punt cannon balls
We're gonna rebuild "this wall"
We're gonna drag race Rupaul
We're gonna plant in the fall
We're gonna cough up fur balls

And we're gonna freeze up like Walt
We're gonna build on a fault
Whose fault? Your fault? My fault?
His fault? Her fault? Their fault?
Well we're gonna Del/Ctrl/Alt
We're gonna try to pole vault in brie
I thought about footnoting all the references, but decided to let 'em ride. Parodyman.com

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Old Man Ribber - March 05, 2013 - Report this comment
Rex - WOW! One hilarious line after another. Rediculous? Yeah...rediculously funny!! ;D
Agrimorfee - March 14, 2013 - Report this comment
Ridiculous lines for a ridiculous song...now I know why they only played three Cranberries songs on the radio. I always admire your attempts at "deep cuts" in the Artistry contest.
bobpiecheese - March 21, 2013 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I smirked so much at the "visine Sauron" line that it made my ulcer hurt. Ow. Fantastical parody of deliberate nonsense, 555, would LOL again (once the ulcer's gone, duh).
Max Power - March 22, 2013 - Report this comment
I need TP for my bunghole.
Red Ant - March 24, 2013 - Report this comment
Wow, a whole s***ton of creative subs and rhymes here. Perfect paced, and my favorite line was the double entendre of "We're gonna drag race Rupaul". LOL (surprised you didnt use that one haha). High 5s
Matthias - March 24, 2013 - Report this comment
Really enjoy this! I like it when you take a song and turn it on it's head and this is totally one of those times. This is parody is pretty ridiculous itself.

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