Ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha [belch]

Twister, ew, my grandma wants to play it nude
Twister, ew, no no no
Hey look, a neon cow
Flourescent milk for me and you
Chernobyl cow, see it glow

And we're gonna race our Nissan
We're gonna strap rockets on
We're gonna drive like morons, morons, morons

Then we're gonna discus like Tron
We're gonna shoot first like Han
And we're gonna tease a Klingon, Klingon, Klingon

And every night, gonna drink so hard
That ridiculous thoughts like these
Just fill my mind, my mind, my mind, my mind

Blisters, ouch, from frying bacon in the nude
Blisters, ouch, oh my god
Lets all juggle chickens now
And get scrambled eggs for our quiche
Breakfast chow, for the frau

And we're gonna play tag with Khan
We're gonna taunt Megatron
And we're gonna Visine Sauron, Sauron, Sauron

And we're gonna stare at the sun
We're gonna tattoo our buns
And we're gonna flash at a nun, a nun, a nun

And every night, gonna drink so hard
That ridiculous thoughts like these
Will fill my mind, my mind, my mind, my mind

Ha ha ha, ha ha ha
And Mister Hyde
Gonna slide in lard
These ridiculous thoughts, ha ha
Just fill my mind, my mind, my mind, my mind

And we're gonna T.P. the mall
We're gonna fight city hall
We're gonna learn to get small
We're gonna punt cannon balls
We're gonna rebuild "this wall"
We're gonna drag race Rupaul
We're gonna plant in the fall
We're gonna cough up fur balls

And we're gonna freeze up like Walt
We're gonna build on a fault
Whose fault? Your fault? My fault?
His fault? Her fault? Their fault?
Well we're gonna Del/Ctrl/Alt
We're gonna try to pole vault in brie