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Song Parodies -> "(Finger on my) Butterfinger"

Original Song Title:

"Linger"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Cranberries

Parody Song Title:

"(Finger on my) Butterfinger"

Parody Written by:

Rebekah Dub

The Lyrics

Dedicated to MY candy bar of choice, the Butterfinger.
If I, if I could have my
Choice of candy, there’s one clear choice
It’s chocolate with a center
Flaky, sticky, and bright orange
When I take a bite, I
Always have to rejoice

It tastes like chocolate and caramel
Though it’s solid peanut
Butter surrounded in chocolate
It’s gone beyond the bar
Been made into ice cream bars
And those addictive BB’s

Oh, it tastes so good I always keep one for myself
I keep it hidden on my shelf
Don’t you lay a finger on my
Don’t you lay a
Don’t you lay a
Finger on my Butterfinger

I wish I could insure
My stash of Butterfingers
But I cannot, I cannot
But if, if I could insure
My Butterfingers
I could guarantee that they, that they would not get stolen
I see it’s an addiction; without them I’d be sullen

‘Cause they taste so good I always keep one for myself
I keep it hidden on my shelf
Don’t you lay a finger on my
Don’t you lay a
Don’t you lay a
Finger on my Butterfinger

It is junk food, but I always keep one for myself
I keep it hidden on my shelf
Don’t you lay a finger on my
Don’t you lay a
Don’t you lay a
Finger on my Butterfinger

I always keep one for myself
I keep it hidden on my shelf
Don’t you lay a finger on my
Don’t you lay a
Don’t you lay a
Finger on my Butterfinger

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Rob Arndt - January 24, 2012 - Report this comment
Not my candy bar of choice these days (Milky Way Caramel) but a good second choice. I grew-up during the 70s-early 80s, so we had the coveted Marathon bar ;-D
Rebekah Dub - January 24, 2012 - Report this comment
I haven't had the Marathon bar (but then again I don't remember it, lol), but I also like Twix, M&Ms, and Hersheys. Milky Way's pretty good, too.

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