Linger (The Fart Song)

Once it's, Once it's in the air
No one should care
Don't make that face
I'm sure i'm not being rude
It was just a little toot
It tore the room apart
It's ruining everything

At this point
The air it smells like poo
A third world public school
But why did you turn off "Rock Band"?
Can't you turn on a fan?
Or burn a match this time
Why'd you make me leave the room?

It's so insulting
Although i'm full of toxic fumes
You've got me labeled as a stinker-ah-ha-ha
Do you have to let it Linger?
Yes I have to, Yes I have to
Yes I have to let it linger

Guess...that's...what Denny's will do
I thought nothing could go wrong
It turned my bum, into a bomb

If you, If you could just buy
Incense to be nice
I wouldn't be so confused
When you push me out the room
and you wouldn't scare *"the moo"
When your yelling like you do

It's so insulting
Although i'm full of toxic fumes
You've got me labeled as a stinker-ah-ha-ha
Do you have to let it Linger?
Yes I have to, Yes I have to
Yes I have to let it linger

It's so insulting
Although i'm full of toxic fumes
You've got me labeled as a stinker-ah-ha-ha
Do you have to let it Linger?
Yes I have to, Yes I have to
Yes I have to let it linger

Although i'm full of toxic fumes
You've got me labeled as a stinker-ah-ha-ha
Do you have to let it Linger?
Yes I have to, Yes I have to
Yes I have to let it linger