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Song Parodies -> "Old Time Chews"

Original Song Title:

"Love Me Do"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Old Time Chews"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Old candy and gum that's been discontinued...
Old, old time chews
Teaberry gum, Beech Nut too
Dynamints and Bubbaloo liquid goo
Mars Bar, Marathon 12" smooth
They got rid of you

Old, old time chews
Teaberry gum, Beech Nut too
Dynamints and Bubbaloo liquid goo
Mars Bar, Marathon 12" smooth
They got rid of you

Licorice Whips loved
Space stick food
Clove and Dr. Pepper gum
Candy Lipsticks approved

Old, old time chews
Teaberry gum, Beech Nut too
Dynamints and Bubbaloo liquid goo
Mars Bar, Marathon 12" smooth
They got rid of you

Old, old time chews
Teaberry gum, Beech Nut too
Dynamints and Bubbaloo liquid goo
Mars Bar, Marathon 12" smooth
They got rid of you

Jolly Rancher apple and hotsticks in back pocket glued...

We miss you, yes we do!


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