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Song Parodies -> "Find A Flame Ignite My Fart"

Original Song Title:

"Sign Your Name Across My Heart"

Original Performer:

Terrence Trent D'arby

Parody Song Title:

"Find A Flame Ignite My Fart"

Parody Written by:

JJ Lucia-Wright

The Lyrics

the chorus was born during finals of the voice - could not get the song out of my head and hence this was born
Find a flame ignite my fart

Burning red hot pubes
bouquet similar to pan fried goose
That’s how this will end
as the lighters passed to my best friend
drunk and in a heap
As I drop my pants and start to pray
Position my back end

Find a flame
Ignite my fart
you may be advised to shave me
Find a flame
Ignite my fart
you may be advised to shave me

This event will bring
red raw scrotum sack and flaming ring
drinking games are droll
far more fun to mess with gas in hole
Please excuse the smell of the toxic
fumes I just released
second time today

Find a flame
Ignite my fart
you may be advised to shave me
Find a flame
Ignite my fart
you may be advised to shave me

cream every crook over my bum
Before my skin is gone
But oh the smell of shite
will not go away
sober adults leave us alone
We don't want to deal with you
see my balls cowering
they need antiseptic cream

Dread to use the loo
pain it makes me cry tears in my eyes
slowly I walk home
like I’ve ridden horse
my jeans rub course
no more will I say

Find a flame
Ignite my fart
you may be advised to shave me
Find a flame
Ignite my fart
you may be advised to shave me

not the greatest but i like it

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