I'll redecorate my room, I watch D.I.Y T.V
The wallpaper that I will choose, is dotted pink, blue and green

Everyday the window becomes more displaced
Paint and stuff is getting all over my face

I just need some tartan paint, tape keeps the window clear
Don't want the front door double-glazed, just to be free from paint smears

Everyday the window becomes more displaced
Paint and stuff is getting all over my face

Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen, he means nothing to me
Do-It-Yourself always looks better on tv

Everyday the ceiling becomes more displaced
Paint and stuff is getting all over my face

I'll redecorate my room, I watch D.I.Y T.V
The kitchen shelf's are coming loose, their collapse it draws near

Everyday the ceiling becomes more displaced
Paint and stuff is getting all over my face