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Song Parodies -> "Bob's Burgers"

Original Song Title:

"Tom's Diner"

Original Performer:

Suzanne Vega ft. DNA

Parody Song Title:

"Bob's Burgers"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Bob's Burgers is seriously one of my favorite shows on TV right now! I totally recommend it. Here's a little tribute and explanation to the people who haven't seen it
(Toon, toon, toon, toon, toon, toon, toon, toon.... [x14])

Bob is frying up some burgers
At his diner by the ocean
With so many different flavors
Packed with puns: "Thank God It's Fried-Egg"

"Foot Feta-ish with feta cheese"
Funny jokes hide in the background
Gene is dressing up like Beefsquatch
He's Bob's son who likes to jam

(Toon, toon, toon, toon, toon, toon, toon, toon.. [x4])

Bob's wife Linda will make up tunes
As she's chugging her wine bottle
She's so goofy and eccentric
Mom to Louise, Gene and Tina

Guy's butts will make Tina faint
Checking out Jimmy Junior's
And this weird chick writes "Friend Fan Fiction"
Butts and horses make her melt

(Toon, toon, toon, toon, toon, toon, toon, toon... [x4])

Then there is the youngest Belcher
She controls her bro and sister
With conniving evil thinking
Dark and twisted sense of humor

You might think that this chick is a dope
With the pink ears of a bunny
That's when you'll notice your wallet's gone
And you're locked in a shed

(Toon, toon, toon, toon, toon, toon, toon, toon.. [x8])

Teddy's always at Bob's to dine
His butt is wide and he's lonely
Also his brain works quite slowly
Yet he is Bob's favorite patron

Jimmy senior is so focused
On rubbing Bob's face in dirt
So all the customers are flocking
To eat pizza instead

(Toon, toon, toon, toon, toon, toon, toon, toon... [x4])

This parody is a tribute
To the best cartoon on TV
Yes, That mustached Euroooopeeeeeaaaaaannnnn.......
Does... have... Sterling Archer's voice...

(Toon, toon, toon, toon, toon, toon, toon, toon.. [x14])

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 11

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Rob Arndt - June 28, 2016 - Report this comment
As an Adult Swim fan, 555!... although no Mr. Fischoeder?
Jeff Reuben - June 28, 2016 - Report this comment
Haven't caught the show yet, will check it out!
Matthias - June 28, 2016 - Report this comment
Thanks! Jeff: I totally recommend it. It's fantastic! You'll especially like the burger pun of the day. Rob: He's a great character. There are so many other great characters I'd like to work in here as well like Mort & Ollie/Andy but due to the OS legnth I didn't have enough song to play with but I couldn't pass up this idea
Rob Arndt - June 29, 2016 - Report this comment
Hey Matthias, maybe you could use "Matchmaker" from "Fiddler on the Roof" to do "Fischoeder!"

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