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Song Parodies -> "Flash Flood's Dinner"

Original Song Title:

"Tom's Diner"

Original Performer:

Suzanne Vega

Parody Song Title:

"Flash Flood's Dinner"

Parody Written by:

Flash Flood

The Lyrics

Parts of this song are exaggerated,but it still makes a tasty treat.
I am sitting
Watching TV
"Grey's anatomy"
Meredith's gone crazy

Then I felt some rumblin'
In my tummy
I am hungry
Better get somethin' to eat

Put some pizza
In the oven
And french-fries
To go with it

Pizza's ready
In 10 minutes
I just can't wait
Already ate the french fries

My,this pizza is delicious
Only 3 minutes to go
Man,I can't wait
To start chowing it

Now the pizza
Is done
And I'm eating
It's so tasty(mmm!)

The pizza is with
And extra grilled cheese
Crust not too hard

I'm enjoying
This really good food
And you?
Are you feeling hungry?

I finish
With the pizza
There's dessert left
But which?

There's some cookies
With chocolate-chip
And some brownies
With the same

And I'm looking
There's chocolate
It's Milka
With strawberry

There's some Swarzwald cake
Leftover from last week
Now it's soggy
But still looks good

Then I decided
To eat all 4
Cookies and brownies
Chocolate and cake

Gonna stuff it
In my mouth
Eat it all up
In one bite!

Wash it down
With some Cola
But it lost
All it's bubbles

Nonetheless it still tastes good
Kinda more delicious
Pour the bottle down my throat
Got my T-shirt wet

Oh, this dinner
It's delicoius
Yet still I want
More and more

Then my tummy
It's rumblin' again
I am thinking
It's indigestion...

Took some
Indigestion tablets
Rumblin is stoppin'...

I finish up dinner
It's time to watch "Grey's anatomy"

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Pacing: 2.5
How Funny: 2.5
Overall Rating: 2.2

Total Votes: 4

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Red Ant - June 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Not bad, Flash Flood. This song's conversational style meter makes getting the lines to scan a bit harder than some. That said I had a lot of trouble trying to sing this. Good idea with the stream of conciousness writing, and the verse about the "Swarzwald cake" was pretty funny. Welcome to the author's list as well.

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