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Song Parodies -> "Raspberry Ass Toupee"
Original Song Title:
"Somebody Has to Pay"
Original Performer:
Susie van der Meer
Parody Song Title:
"Raspberry Ass Toupee"
Parody Written by:
Porfle Popnecker
The Lyrics
Mister McFarley
I wasn't here on time today
My tire, it blew
Blow me, my mind adds
My pricing gun's on stun
And a swine is you
And a swine is you
And I see him with that pile of hay
Raspberry ass toupee
And the greeter balks in riled dismay
I can't locate his sanity
Breakroom, he boozes
Quickie masturbate or two
To thee, page three
Weekends, he's revvin'
Funky feet and fishin'
At the Fontainebleau
Hat concedes thee, ginger disarray
Raspberry ass toupee
In a tiki shop there lies a tray
Finding a mate again
Hat concedes thee, balking riled dismay
Raspberry ass toupee
Tonsory tete a tete
Raspberry ass toupee
One nutty buddy bae
Raspberry ass toupee
I wasn't here on time today
My tire, it blew
Blow me, my mind adds
My pricing gun's on stun
And a swine is you
And a swine is you
And I see him with that pile of hay
Raspberry ass toupee
And the greeter balks in riled dismay
I can't locate his sanity
Breakroom, he boozes
Quickie masturbate or two
To thee, page three
Weekends, he's revvin'
Funky feet and fishin'
At the Fontainebleau
Hat concedes thee, ginger disarray
Raspberry ass toupee
In a tiki shop there lies a tray
Finding a mate again
Hat concedes thee, balking riled dismay
Raspberry ass toupee
Tonsory tete a tete
Raspberry ass toupee
One nutty buddy bae
Raspberry ass toupee
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Another masterpiece Porfle- 555! Your title sub is very close to Prince and the Revolution's " Raspberry Beret! "
Thanks and Merry Christmas!
You too, buddy! Joyeux Noel!
Write, Porfle, write (lola)
The question now is what can you do with purée or flambé???
Funny. I also thought of Raspberry Beret
And they both start out in a store with a crummy boss! But I went in a different direction after that.
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