The man don't give a Phish
The man don't give a Phish
If he did, he'll sing to himself 'Maze'
He talk to himself during their NYE gigs
And disrupt Trey when he's singing 'Axilla'

Billy Breathes was his **** when he was like 99
Listening to Guided By Voices on a iPod
Spittin' out The Vaccines like a don't know why
But I can do something without you
Yes I ******g do
We're flown over to Massachusetts
There to New York
31/12/1995
What a great gig, that was

Me and Trey and Mike and the bloke from Manic Street Preachers
Both writing '4Real' on our wrist
Wishing Steve Lamacq was in Moe
Singing to himself 'Nebraska'

The man don't give a Phish
The man don't give a Phish
The man don't give a Phish
I told you why, he don't like D12
The man don't give a Phish
The man don't give a Phish
The man don't give a Phish

But I can't tell you why

He, he, he, eh, he don't like One Direction

The man don't give a Phish