Got up in the mornin, had somethin’ to eat
Right now I’ll be getting’ dressed as I put some hard boots on feet
Cause it’s now the season, the season to shop
Had to make a list, I’ll make people all pissed
When I enter stores the tension gets high
I can turn stores and malls into f*cking riots

Now I’m goin’ places and ya been hold on to what ya got
'Cause you might get runover or you might get shot
Cause I’m on the prowl now, I’m my own hitman
Got a gun and other things ,introduce myself as Dan
I won’t set examples. I’ll just tick off thee
Takin’ all my money, fight,and you’re all history!
Look at what I got
Weapons in my reach
When they all see me,your kids will start to screech
Gotta trample over you for that new big TV
New Tivo system, now you’re gonna get served!
Look at what I got
Started a riot
The heat’s on and it just got hot

Shoppin?
Weapons I got!
Cause whenever I’m
Shoppin’
Weapons I got
Now it’s some guy I’m
Mobbin
For an iPod
Guys I’m accidental
Throbbin’
For what I got
Just remember that,shoppin’
For what I got

And no I ain’t lyin cause I’m just buyin’away
I’m extremely happy with what I have to pay
If you don’t like it you , you can go suck *beep*
But sooner or later you’ll find out that it rocks
Husslin’ and fightin’ need video game
Got almost all things,wife still needs to shop
We’ll be shoppin’ till before’ its almost Chirstmas Eve

Shoppin’
Weapons I got!
Someone’s over there
Sobbin’
No one I shot
Ya don’t know where your
Mop is
It’s in the shop!
No one better try and
Stop me
I’m hard to stop
I just love bringn’ weapons
With me to shop, to shop.to shop, I shop